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05-23-2004, 03:41 PM
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Question: whats next ? We going to elect the class president of our so childlike elemtary school?
Flame if you wish, this is nothing but a petty attempt at a popularity contest, and you participants mental age thus reflected.
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ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS:Man! ARTHUR:Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS:I'm thirty-seven. ARTHUR:I-- what? DENNIS:I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. ARTHUR:Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. DENNIS:Well, you could say 'Dennis'. ARTHUR:Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. DENNIS:Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR:I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS:What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! ARTHUR:Well, I am King! DENNIS:Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? ARTHUR:How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? WOMAN:King of the who? ARTHUR:The Britons. WOMAN:Who are the Britons? ARTHUR:Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. WOMAN:I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS:You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- WOMAN:Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. DENNIS:That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- ARTHUR:Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? WOMAN:No one lives there. ARTHUR:Then who is your lord? WOMAN:We don't have a lord. ARTHUR:What? DENNIS:I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... ARTHUR:Yes. DENNIS:...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... ARTHUR:Yes, I see. DENNIS:...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- ARTHUR:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN:Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. ARTHUR:I am your king! WOMAN:Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR:You don't vote for kings. WOMAN:Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR:The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS:Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR:Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENNIS:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR:Bloody peasant! DENNIS:Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? |
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#242
05-23-2004, 07:50 PM
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Hey Unit, the guy that started this thread (Massacre Man), as well as being the person who picked everyone that was going to be in the tourney, lost in the first round. 99% of the people included in this tournament were probably completely unaware that they were even going to be included.
So why don't you quit preaching and come down off your pedestal long enough to make yourself useful and cast the deciding vote? We got a tie going here and we need someone to break it... |
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05-23-2004, 09:32 PM
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I'm good at breaking things..........SO.......Last Bad Move
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Cerberus is a fierce, 3-headed hellhound. The 3 heads see the past, present and future. The heads also represent birth, youth and old age. He eats only live meat. Hades' loyal guardian of the gates to the underworld allows the spirits of the dead to freely enter, but not to leave. Often considered to be a wise and clever pet of malevolent gods, angels are tricked by his ways, enabling the dark gods to close in. |
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#245
05-24-2004, 11:35 AM
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so jay lost? awww thats my dawg
anyway. whats wrong with havin some fun huh? if people wanna get all worked up over this shit then i say let em. for the most part, we're all just havin fun bulllshitttin |
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#246
05-24-2004, 12:47 PM
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to win there has to be 5 votes and the person needs to be 2 votes ahead
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05-25-2004, 12:03 PM
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Last Bad Move
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#250
05-25-2004, 08:30 PM
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of course Last Bad Move won, hes better than anyone.(well almost anyone....)... who was he versing anyways?
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