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			it's about a guy who works at a convenience store and a guy who works at the adjacent video store.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			"You see any balls down there?" 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"Yeah, about the biggest fucking pair youve ever seen" I love that movie. 
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			when the really old guy comes up and says: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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