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Old 07-29-2008, 02:02 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" - Bungalow

2. "What's your least favorite word?" - Much

3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] - A deep conversation.

4. "What turns you off?" - Absolute Silence.

5. "What is your favorite curse word?" - Shit

6. "What sound or noise do you love?" - Sound of a Piano

7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" - Knives and forks scraping on plates


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" - Flying Officer in Engineering in the Royal Air Force

9. "What profession would you not like to do?" - Farmer

10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" - Hi, I'm late for a meeting, can you look after heaven and earth for me. Here are the keys.
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:04 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" "yes"


2. "What's your least favorite word?" "No"


3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
Creatively .. a beautiful woman
Spiritually .. a truely good person
Emotionally .. music


4. "What turns you off?" racism, sexism, homophobia, arrogance, rudeness, (general stupidity) and chewing with one's mouth open.


5. "What is your favorite curse word?" motherfucker


6. "What sound or noise do you love?" wet sucking noises (hey - you asked)


7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" styrofoam rubbing together,
people talking but saying nothing.


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
photographer, filmmaker, video store clerk.



9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
doctor, lawyer, manager of any kind.


10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"

Congratulations ! you're the 1,000,000,000,000,000th customer served !! as the grand prize we're sending you back ... with the gift of immortality.
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:22 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" Lunch


2. "What's your least favorite word?" Cunt


3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] Music, books, movies

4. "What turns you off?" racism, sexism, homophobia, arrogance, rudeness, (general stupidity) and chewing with one's mouth open.


5. "What is your favorite curse word?" Jackass


6. "What sound or noise do you love?" A baby laughing and a cat purring


7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" Sirens and vacuum cleaners


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" Veterinarian


9. "What profession would you not like to do?" Mortician


10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" Sorry, I brought you up a little early
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:17 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" Cunt
2. "What's your least favorite word?" Mock
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] Women
4. "What turns you off?" Puke
5. "What is your favorite curse word?" Fuck
6. "What sound or noise do you love?" Fans (Their motors)
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" Throat grunting (clearing throat)
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" None
9. "What profession would you not like to do?" Janitor at a jerk-off arcade
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" Welcome back.
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:10 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" YES
2. "What's your least favorite word?" NO
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] MUSIC
4. "What turns you off?" IGNORANCE
5. "What is your favorite curse word?" SHIT
6. "What sound or noise do you love?" RAIN FALLING
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" LITTLE DOGS BARKING [goes right threw my fucking head]
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"BEER TASTER
9. "What profession would you not like to do?" MACHINE OPERATOR
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" WHAT TOOK SO LONG
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:29 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" - "Yes"


2. "What's your least favorite word?" - "No"


3. "What turns you on?" - Females, Ladies, Women.


4. "What turns you off?" - Dudes.


5. "What is your favorite curse word?"- Fucker.


6. "What sound or noise do you love?" - Rock n Roll.


7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" - Fingernails on a chalkboard.


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" - Rock Star.


9. "What profession would you not like to do?" - A Cop.


10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" -
"Hey Bud, Let's Party!!!!.....Come on in you naughty Agnostic.


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Old 07-29-2008, 01:03 PM
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8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- Directing. I would love to make Alien 5 with my own innovative ideas.


Oh HELLYES!
Someone give this man some backing money...pronto:cool:
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Old 07-29-2008, 02:24 PM
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1. "What's your favorite word?"
Don't

2. "What's your least favorite word?"
tolerance

3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
Good conversation & Boobs

4. "What turns you off?"
a closed mind/religious fundamentalists

5. "What is your favorite curse word?"
mutherfucker

6. "What sound or noise do you love?"
popping the top off a beer bottle

7. "What sound or noise do you hate?"
Leafblowers

8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
commercial fisherman

9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
anything in the health care industry

10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
this shit just got real
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:58 PM
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1. "What's your favorite word?"
-Skin.

2. "What's your least favorite word?"
-No.

3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
-Peremptory women.

4. "What turns you off?"
-Big crowds. Narcissism.

5. "What is your favorite curse word?"
-Fuck.

6. "What sound or noise do you love?"
-Rain.

7. "What sound or noise do you hate?"
-Anything loud enough to give me a headache.

8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
-NFL player or coach. Something to do with animals.

9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
-Lawyer. Politician.

10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
-Coming in or going back?
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:32 PM
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3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
-Peremptory women.
I had to look that word up in the dictionary:D
Nice choice;)
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