whats the most horrible pain you can imagine?

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
snuggly stuffed in a steel pipe that hangs about 3 feet above the ground, the end of the pipe you can feel with your bare feet *forgot to mention you are naked* what you feel with your bare feet is the end of the pipe is cut and bent into several sharp points bent inwards. not so bad at first since you can barely reach with your toes to feel them until you notice there is a rather large bottle of oil above you slowly dripping inside the pipe, sliding, sliding slowly....drip drip drip

mmmmmmm then you start to feel the jagged metal begin to tear into your flesh, there is nothing you can do to stop it as your weight continues to push you down.... drip drip drip sliding a bit more.... damn this is sharp

ending with you in a pile

Niice.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Recipe for pain

1 battery powered 6" blade circular saw
*we recommend Dewalt 24volt*

1 Burnzomatic torch with electronic ignition

1 box *50 count* flexible straws (no it doesnt have to be flexible but they are so damned convenient)

1 roll of Duct tape
*we recommend 3M because the other shit just doesnt work*

1 wooden chair *metal works too, but something about the burning wood smell gets me all nostalgic and shit*

1 small jar of vicks vapor rub

1 cheap box fan *youre only going to use it once no point in wasting serious money*

1 victim *preferably a fighter*

1 sadist

With victim bound firmly in place using the duct tape to the wooden chair, begin by teasingly igniting the torch to remove the hair from their head. Yes it will stink but thats what ya use the Vicks for. Right about now they are either VERY VERY pissed off or extremely eager to negotiate.... either way doesnt really matter since the end goal is predetermined.

mmmmm fire up the saw, you dont want to cut with full RPM's as this will make too clean of a cut, you want to fire it up and just as it winds down set the blade to the upper thigh. RIPPPPPPPPP nice gash. Uh oh better stop that bleeding. Remove one straw from box and neatly lay in wound. Ignite torch once again using it to melt the plastic into the wound sealing it up nicely for the time being. If you do this right, in the end you will be able to remelt the straws so that they flow into the next wound creating a rather neat kinda flesh/plastic art something or other... *hey if you arent going to appreciate your work then dont bother*

now hopefully your victim *if you chose a fighter* is screaming obscenities like a banshee at you about now. Something about eating your liver, killing your family etc etc etc yada yada yada... Go ahead and smack them just for spite.... Now take that handy dandy torch *that works well for firing up a smoke if you are so inclined* and make one more pass to get the plastic and the wounds good and hot. Scoop out the rest of the Vicks Vapor rub and quickly rub it all over the wounds, right about now your eyes should be watering from the vapors now turn on that fan and let that menthol do its stuff........

[kpropain]

Sound like fun...........

[bloodrayne]

And THAT is the Phnomne that I was anxiously waiting to hear from...Thank you, Sweetheart;) ...Anyone got a cigarette?:)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Are you SURE you dont want to share it? :D[/SIZE]

Why would you want me to share my busted head with you, Vodstock? :confused: ...Didn't you say that you had one of your own?...LMAO:D :p

[jay o2 waster]

pooping out 13 fully loaded













































dumptrucks:eek:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
pooping out 13 fully loaded
dumptrucks:eek:

Just wondering...Wouldn't that sorta make ANY kind of truck a "dump" truck?:)

[jay o2 waster]

lmao, i guess that would, but wouldn't that make ait a dump dump truck

[jay o2 waster]

btw,

why do they call it taking a shit when your really leaving it!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
btw,

why do they call it taking a shit when your really leaving it!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hmmm...Not really sure...Let me think about that for a minute...ummm...Perhaps some turd burglar coined that phrase...LOL...omg, I REALLY must get some sleep:eek: :D