Would you kill for this?

[Aperion]

Originally Posted by Despare

Nope, could just be Mel Gibson.






You're alone in an alley with Carrot Top and he's so drunk he can't even stand up. The man's trying to inject himself with a lethal amount of heroin but is too inebriated to get the needle in. Do you help him out? Do you kill?

I take Carrot Top and duct tape him to a chair in a windowless room and force him to watch his own comedy routines until he dies. I'll keep his eyes open a la "A Clockwork Orange" but I wont bother to keep moistening his eyes.



Ok, so you work at a restaurant and Ryan Seacrest, the entire Lohan family, Jon & Kate and Paris Hilton all come in to eat. You, like every sane person on the planet hate them all with a passion for their endless crimes against humanity. You happen to have some kind of poison (pills, rat poision, etc - something that in excess will kill). Do you spike their food?

[pinkfloyd45769]

I freakin like Jon and Kate man....can i spare them?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by Aperion

I take Carrot Top and duct tape him to a chair in a windowless room and force him to watch his own comedy routines until he dies. I'll keep his eyes open a la "A Clockwork Orange" but I wont bother to keep moistening his eyes.



Ok, so you work at a restaurant and Ryan Seacrest, the entire Lohan family, Jon & Kate and Paris Hilton all come in to eat. You, like every sane person on the planet hate them all with a passion for their endless crimes against humanity. You happen to have some kind of poison (pills, rat poision, etc - something that in excess will kill). Do you spike their food?

no, I would be super nice to all of them. it's not their fault that most of the people on the planet are brain dead. plus I hope they tip well.

your favorite band is reuniting for one last show, you wait in line for 3 days to get tickets and the person in front of you buys 50 tickets. the ticket person tells you the show is sold out. kill?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

no, I would be super nice to all of them. it's not their fault that most of the people on the planet are brain dead. plus I hope they tip well.

your favorite band is reuniting for one last show, you wait in line for 3 days to get tickets and the person in front of you buys 50 tickets. the ticket person tells you the show is sold out. kill?

nah,fuck it..
you witness a 2yr old being sexually abused by your favorite uncle,hes never did this to you and has always been there for you..kill the fucker?



btw-mine is so lame:o