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				Vampire Singing
			 
			
			
			If a vampire was to sing a song, while taking a shower, what song would he/she sing?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!  | 
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			Polly Wolly Doodle. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Or something from a hair band. 
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			My My My My im once bitten twice shy babe
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			This thread is stupid as fuck.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			But it's funny anyway... LoL 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			eat you alive....? but then again vampires dont eat ppl alive...do they?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			i hate singing vampires
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Wait it just came to me....He did the Mash........He did the monster Mash......The monster mash.......... It was a graveyard smash
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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