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Not Guilty
Ever think it was 3 in the morning but it was actually 3 in the afternoon, if you did you probably don't remeber anyway.
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Not guilty ( I've done something like that but not at 3)
Have you ever woken up next to somebody so ugly that you try to sneak out before they wake up?
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Not guilty.
Ever get so drunk you slept with someone you didn't want to, then realize your mistake after you sobered up a bit, tell them to drive you home drunk?
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Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge! Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot! |
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Ever go through a maccas drive through pissed and order a big mac with fish fillets and they made it for you, I did, I recomend it....
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not guilty, i dont know what macaas is. i will takea big mac though, damn im starving and hungover. fuck
did you have sex today?
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Ever dine and ditch?
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not guilty
are you attracted to kelly rippa?
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not guilty
have you wever been attracted to barbara striesand?
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hell no, not guilty.
did you get your ass kicked in high school?
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