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09-04-2007, 04:02 AM
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say what? Only person dead so far is Stubborn...and that was 10 years ago.
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09-04-2007, 06:12 AM
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Okay, obviously, you need help in the hoochie poochie department. Here is how you do that sort of stuff in a horror script:
BLOODRAYNE. Crabapple, Crabby my God, the zombies! They're coming over the hill! Oh my God, oh my God! CRABAPPLE is in the back room feeding the cat. CRABAPPLE. Yes, you are a biiiiiig floofy cat, aren't you! You are a big hoochie poochie cat. BLOODRAYNE. Where are you, Crabby, you bastard! CLOSEUP of CAT'S TAIL WAVING AROUND, hypnotically. CRABAPPLE stares at the cat's hypnotic tail. CRABAPPLE. I'll be...I'll be there in a minute...
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09-04-2007, 07:31 AM
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09-04-2007, 09:58 AM
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HaHa...I wonder if Ferret realizes what he's gotten himself into here...I mean a movie's one thing, but a soap opera never ends...He'll just have to keep going, and going...and going...and...
Someone's gonna have to start playing with voodoo or something (or I suppose there could be a toxic waste spill, maybe?) to bring Stubborn back from the dead...And Crabby if he doesn't make it Oooo...Or what if Stubborn never REALLY died?...What if she was just in a coma?...Or she was in a coma and some mad scientist type stole (or bought from a shady hospital intern) her body and was doing experiments and actually brought her out of the coma, or she just came out of it but the experiments had changed her or something?....OR Ferret could have stolen her body (thinking she was really dead, when she was only nearly dead) and froze her because he couldn't stand not having her with him, then something happens to his power at home and she thaws out in his freezer and starts banging on the door to get out?!...Or, while Crabby is in a coma and almost dead, she could be communicating with him from the other side and telling him how to bring her back so they can be together again, well, if he wakes up... Come on, Ferret...I wanna see what happens next
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09-04-2007, 11:19 AM
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I agree about the hoochie poochie. But not so much about fluffy tails cats. Though poo nuts is naturally a must. Also somebody could get sentient genital warts from the future.
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09-04-2007, 11:25 AM
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