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				What Can You Guys Get This Chicken To Do?
			 
			
			
			I got it to dance...Lay down...Stand on its head...And Sit down and take a break 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm not sure what other commands work http://www.subservientchicken.com/ 
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			Nothing. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Just a black screen. This makes me sad. :( 
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			that is some crazy shit. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			i got him to do the worm and when i told him to take his mask off, he got close to the camera and shook his finger no. that scared the shit out of me. 
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 I got him to roll on the floor and jump on the couch When I told him "awesome" he got close to the screen and threw up horns...That was great :D 
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 i told it to give me the finger, and he started throwing all the sofa cushions around. but the worm was classic 
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			:D :D...Tell him to headbang
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			hmmmm....apparently he doesn't respond to  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	"get in food processor with a bit of mayo and celery for a nice chicken salad"  
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			i tried to make him get a book, but he just threw a pillow on top of the shelf. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			stupid chicken. 
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			You guys are funny 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Try 'get a drink' 'fall down' and 'leave' I'm gonna try the book thing, I can't get him to throw cushions, and I even told him to 'get mad' 
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			'READ a book' works 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Tell him to 'die' That was funny 
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