What's the deal with...

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by newb
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? "

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

No
No
A Bit
The Sea
Nothing
No
No
Neither, it's dead.
because. wool only shrinks when it is wet and then dried with heat.

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
What happens if you're in a car going at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on?

Probably. it stops aging, not death
Nothing. by the time they hit the speed of light, they become energy, at which point, he doesnt have headlights.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Vodstok
No
No
A Bit
The Sea
Nothing
No
No
Neither, it's dead.
because. wool only shrinks when it is wet and then dried with heat.



Probably. it stops aging, not death
Nothing. by the time they hit the speed of light, they become energy, at which point, he doesnt have headlights.

Who called the fun nazis?

[Yeti.13]

Why do only dogs get a swimming stroke named after them? Loads of animals swim.

Why do old men have hair growing out of their ears? What's it for?

Why don't Cheese and Onion crisps (chips for you in the US) taste at all of cheese?

Why don't women have as much body hair as men, female monkeys have the same as males.

Why don't pubic hairs grow really long?

Who decided pop songs (and most others) have to have a repetitive chorus?

Whats the point of cats piss glowing under black light?

[Miss Olivia]

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, will it still give you splinters if you sit on it to take a crap?

What is the sound of one hand punching you in the face?
I punched a drunk woman last week in front of my apartment,
and I hit her so hard it sounded like I open hand slapped her.
We've been debating ever since.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Who called the fun nazis?

:)

hey, they were asked, i answered. :p


Olivia, that was a good punch. the really good ones sound like they hurt :)

[Miss Olivia]

LOL the police even complimented it after they interviewed her.
I guess she's caused a lot of trouble.:p

[stygianwitch]

What do you take if you're allergic to antihistamines?

[Miss Olivia]

You take out a life insurance policy.

[stygianwitch]

LOL


what do zombies eat when there's no live food left? not exactly gonna 'die out' are they :D

[Miss Olivia]

Then they learn to use a can opener.:p