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				my eyes! my eyes!
			 
			
			
			The new Wicker Man is so bad it hurt. Crappy dialogue, clunky exposition, TV movie acting, shitty soundtrack, a wasted Nic Cage, and NOT SCARY AT ALL. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I had completely forgotten they were remaking this until I saw commercials the other day. the commercials made me ill and they were only 90 seconds. I think having to sit through the full length version would probably be the end of me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Oh, parlez-nous à boire, non pas du marriage  | 
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			Well I'll still see it just to laugh at Nick Cage running around in a bear suit.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			The thing is, cos the original was so individual and distinctive, they could have done something to make it completely different - more of an 'influenced by' than a remake. It's just a half-updated, half-not  version, but with none of the suspense of fear.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	ItsAlive, if you must watch it, wait for the DVD.  | 
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			Going tonight with some friends...loooks like crap, but should be good for a laugh.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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