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07-08-2006, 10:35 PM
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What is up with lizards doing push-ups
I see this all the time and I can never figure out what the little buggers are trying to do. They'll sit on a wall on a nice bright day, they'll scurry across the wall and stop some where, and there they'll go, up, down, and back up again. This irritates me when I see it! I think they are doing it to annoy me.
Anyone know what the hell is going on here? 
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07-08-2006, 10:57 PM
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They heard a rumor that the Japanese were doing a remake of Godzilla, and they're all in training. Seriously, I've always wondered that too.
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07-08-2006, 11:09 PM
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Re: What is up with lizards doing push-ups
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Do what I do,think of the Geico lizard(cockney smart-ass)drinking your last beer....then stomp on the bastard!
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07-08-2006, 11:18 PM
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yes...yes...something must be done about this
I can almost hear them laughing to themselves, thinking their weird little lizard thoughts.
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07-08-2006, 11:43 PM
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The lizards where I grew up would do that, hop up and down in the front like a vato cruiser, and then they would swell up their throats, which were red. They did that to look for a girlfriend... I guess it's the lizard equivalent to flirting.
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07-09-2006, 12:37 AM
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Well...I think my lizards are trying to get dates with a brick wall!
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07-09-2006, 09:07 AM
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the answer to your problem lies in an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
---found in a fortune cookie
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07-10-2006, 10:59 AM
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And oh man, salamanders! Don't even get me started on THOSE buggers.
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