Rubenmania's Movie Reviews

[rubenmania]

Hi, Gyser...I havent seen Hostel yet...But I should be checking it out within the next couple of weeks, because it should be an MVP movie by then...I rent from Hollywood video and I usually have to wait for new releases to go mvp in 30 to 45 days..I pay 14.99 a month for 3 movies a day...

[PR3SSUR3]

3 movies a day...

You must have square-eyes!


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Hey Rubenmania. Dunno if Hostel's your kinda thing, but I thought it was good. But as i said I'm a sucker for all that 'Psycho' stuff. Enjoy...

Saw the new Omen, unlike most people I thought it was good too. Word for word to the original, but thought the kill the journalist scene was way better done.

At the minute, apart from finishing my second book, I'm chunking through the 'Dark Tower' again. Never read them back to back before, it's heavy going but worth it.

Let me know your favourite reads, would be good to knock heads.
www.martintreanor.com

[rubenmania]

Mr. Hell (2005)


DESCRIPTION: Jordan Consorte stars as Tyler, a young woman who finds herself battling the serial killer (Larry Cashion) who murdered her father years ago. Unlike most serial killers, however, "Mr. Hell" is already dead. Directed by Rob McKinnon, this odd, lively horror film also features a subplot about a mercenary group's attempt to steal deadly bacteria from Tyler's lab, as well as a goodly number of gouged-out eyeballs.

STORY: 1 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5

BLOOD: 3 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

KILL SCENES SPECIAL EFFECTS: 2 out of 5

LOVE: 0 out of 5

THOUGHTS: What a bad movie, usually a story can keep me involved and it didnt happen. And then the killing was just plain bad.. Bypass this one at all cost, but if you pick it up, you just wasted a lot of dough..

OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5

[rubenmania]

Killers 2 (2003)


DESCRIPTION: Trapped in a maxium-security insane asylum, a girl must escape not only the psychological demons that inhabit her own mind but a band of killers determined to silence her forever.

STORY: 5 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5

BLOOD: 3 out of 5

GORE: 0 out of 5

KILL SCENES SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5

LOVE: 0 out of 5

THOUGHTS: I have to say this was a pretty good movie up til the end... The story was great and the killing was pretty decent...This was one insane chic.. SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! the movie went bad when a bunch of hitmen went into the hospital to kill her....Otherwise it was a good movie....You have to atleast check it out...

OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5

[rubenmania]

The Nun (2006)


DESCRIPTION: An abusive and merciless nun turns an all-girl boarding school into a sadistic prison. Then she mysteriously disappears. Years later, someone or something begins brutally murdering the alumnae of the school. The surviving women regroup to face, once again, the ghastly violence of the nun.

STORY: 5 out of 5

ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5

VIOLENCE: 3 out of 5

BLOOD: 2 out of 5

GORE: 2 out of 5

GORE FX: 2 out of 5

FX: 5 out of 5

Scare Scences: 2 out of 5

LOVE: 0 out 5

THOUGHTS: After watching this movie..I thought why didnt this make it to the theater...This movie kills alot of what hollywood dishes out.. The real suprise was the FX of the Nun, wow...

OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5

[slasherman]

Originally posted by Gyser
Good stuff all round, then I always was a sucker for the 'dark parts of our psyche' stuff.www.martintreanor.com

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Originally posted by Gyser


Let me know your favourite reads, would be good to knock heads.
www.martintreanor.com

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Don't really know what you mean pal.

[The Flayed One]

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Ahem back. Sorry I must have signed up to the wrong forum. Forgive me for believing that this was a forum for enthusiasts of Horror, I was obviously mistaken.
To Rubenmania keep up the good work, I enjoyed your reviews and intend renting out The Nun, going by your recommendation.
Would've been nice to swap opinions on films, books and stuff.
Instead I'll find another group of genuine enthusiasts, who have an interest in the genre and don't spend their time with petty insults and rudeness.