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Old 05-04-2006, 04:37 AM
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Yeah, it's pretty much a daily event for me. Kind of like the English having 'Tea Time.'
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:50 AM
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I see, you're all a bunch of wankers:D
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:02 PM
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In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.
That'd be impossible for me. It'd me MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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Old 05-04-2006, 05:10 PM
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I'm going to try with my right foot tonight.












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Old 05-04-2006, 05:27 PM
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I'm going to try with my right foot tonight.
Should we declare this a "foot massage"?
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Old 05-04-2006, 07:17 PM
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no, it's a foot job
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
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I can grip almost anything with my toes, of course to do myself with my foot I have to turn myself into a pretzel. Hmmm, I like a challange though. I'll be back in a little while. :p
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:09 PM
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yeah, I haven't seen any reason NOT to masturbate on a constant basis, so I don't see much difference for this month
If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:01 AM
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If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D
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a guy I work with said his father told him if he quit playing with it it would grow...he said he lied.

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Old 05-05-2006, 09:30 AM
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If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D
I don't need to see to jerk off
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