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03-29-2006, 11:01 PM
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kill a cat: masturbate
I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.
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03-29-2006, 11:32 PM
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How come you hate cats?
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03-30-2006, 02:10 AM
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I heard he hates kids too!
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03-30-2006, 05:08 AM
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Haha Pyscho Dad! :D
Where's that crazy statue located?
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03-30-2006, 07:41 AM
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Fuck cats.
I have 2. One is gay and the other puts up with the gay one. So uh.. Yes. Fuck cats.
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03-30-2006, 07:48 AM
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i love my kitties.
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03-30-2006, 07:52 AM
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Pussy is good. Cats suck. :D
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03-30-2006, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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03-30-2006, 11:43 AM
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Re: kill a cat: masturbate
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damn, i'll have to stop getting myself off and get laid :rolleyes:
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03-30-2006, 11:46 AM
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youve never got laid
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