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Old 02-06-2006, 05:24 AM
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:24 AM
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I dont get my rags anymore...Woohoo to me..

I like to bitch at ignorant assholes.

I find myself thinking about sex alot more then most guys.

I gotta itch in the middle of my back and cant reach it.
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:27 AM
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:53 AM
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My middle name is Cole.

I've never had sex.

I don't have any friends.

I do not usually get along with other males.

People think I'm a stalker.

I don't have any piercings or Tattoo's.

And I'm usually either pissed off or depressed 98% of the time.
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Old 02-06-2006, 06:44 AM
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i keep to myself so much that people never notice me.

@spallalala : you lucky girl (you can guess what random fact of your's i'm commenting on).
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:31 AM
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My middle name is Cole.

I've never had sex.

I don't have any friends.

I do not usually get along with other males.

People think I'm a stalker.

I don't have any piercings or Tattoo's.

And I'm usually either pissed off or depressed 98% of the time.
I think sex is overrated anyway, You can have just as much fun with a good porno, lubricating jelly and Your hand, and if You wanna try something really fun carve a hole into a cantelope and fuck the hell out of it, I'd recommend putting down some newspapers or a towel as a drop cloth because as You start to really get into it and Your giving it all you got You'll tend to get seeds and natural fruit juices all over the place.
most of all just have fun, You'll get laid before You know it.:)
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:34 AM
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got You'll tend to get seeds and natural fruit juices all over the place.
uhm, dude, those are totally UNNATURAL fruit "juices"
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:39 AM
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uhm, dude, those are totally UNNATURAL fruit "juices"
Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended catch to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:02 AM
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:16 AM
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