Masters of Horror

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by Despare
I have yet to see Chocolate and Jenifer... but one or both of them are on tape. Dew, I don't understand your rankings.

What's not to understand? I wasn't speaking Spanish or anything. Oh, I guess you mean me starting w/ 5, right? Well if that's what you don't understand, I was counting down to the 1 I thought was the best.

[Despare]

Originally posted by dewaholic
5 Chocalte
4 Jenifer
3 Dreams in the Witch House
4 Dance of the Dead
and 1 Incident On & Off a Mountain Road

Nice counting down. 5, 4, 3, 4, 1. I thought you were maybe rating them 5 being the best and 1 the worst or something. Don't screw up New Years Eve for everybody... 2 comes after 3. Might as well have been speaking (typing) in Spanish because you can't count in English. Sheesh, ask a question and get a rude answer...

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by Despare
Nice counting down. 5, 4, 3, 4, 1. I thought you were maybe rating them 5 being the best and 1 the worst or something. Don't screw up New Years Eve for everybody... 2 comes after 3. Might as well have been speaking (typing) in Spanish because you can't count in English. Sheesh, ask a question and get a rude answer...

Lmao. I just noticed that you should color me blond ( no offence to any blonds) I didn't count down right. Oops

[no mulier]

Thanks, you two. You got a good laugh out of me. I really needed that bit of cheering up today.

Anyway, here's my list again with episode #6.


1. Joe Dante's Homecoming
2. Tobe Hooper's Dance of the Dead
3. Don Coscarelli's Incident On & Off a Mountain Road
4. Stuart Gordon's Dreams in the Witch House
5. Mick Garris' Chocolate
6. Dario Argento's Jenifer

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by no mulier
Thanks, you two. You got a good laugh out of me. I really needed that bit of cheering up today.

Anyway, here's my list again with episode #6.


1. Joe Dante's Homecoming
2. Tobe Hooper's Dance of the Dead
3. Don Coscarelli's Incident On & Off a Mountain Road
4. Stuart Gordon's Dreams in the Witch House
5. Mick Garris' Chocolate
6. Dario Argento's Jenifer

I'm glad I could help ya in a laugh. :cool:

Anyway, I thought Homecoming was the worst, cuz I laughed all the way through it. When I watch masters of horror, I want to jump or gasp, make a disgusted face, or say " eww sick" or something & not laugh my ass off cuz of ppl coming back from the dead to vote for president. If this series was a comedy, I'd give that episode the #1 spot. But I put it at the # 6 spot.

[Despare]

I can honestly say after seeing a few of these that this is a GREAT series and I can't wait for the boxset in Feb. or the next season. Wonder who they'll get... Oh, and hope I didn't offend you Dew, I get pissy sometimes.

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by Despare
I can honestly say after seeing a few of these that this is a GREAT series and I can't wait for the boxset in Feb. or the next season. Wonder who they'll get... Oh, and hope I didn't offend you Dew, I get pissy sometimes.

I don't get offended.
I get amused. And you amused me. LOL now, that I know ya get pissy at times, I hope I didn't just offend you.

[RavageRitual]

Just saw Joe Dante's Homecoming last Friday and i didnt like it at all, alot of people say its really good but it just wasnt that great for me, I didnt like how thier wasnt any real action other than the opening and ending scene, all the rest was either jibba-jabbin, or making zombies happy by lettin em vote. Just my opinion.

[Despare]

Originally posted by dewaholic
I don't get offended.
I get amused. And you amused me. LOL now, that I know ya get pissy at times, I hope I didn't just offend you.

I get angry, not offended heh.

Anyway, way too political for my tastes this week, I probably won't watch it again.

[dewaholic]

Ok last night, saw "Deer Woman" I thought it was just only slightly better than "homecoming" Didn't make me laugh like " homecoming" did, so I guess that's something.