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09-29-2005, 02:49 AM
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If you were a robot...
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Ettu Skit! 
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09-29-2005, 04:09 AM
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P.R.E.A.C.H.E.R.: Positronic Robotic Entity Assembled for Ceaseless Harm and Efficient Repair
or A.S.H.: Artificial Synthetic Humanoid The last one is a bit boring
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard. “I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office “Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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09-29-2005, 04:27 AM
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"One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." ...Iron Maiden... 
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09-29-2005, 04:29 AM
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Quote:
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"One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." ...Iron Maiden...
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09-29-2005, 06:03 AM
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I guess it doesn't do anything with numbers so I'll just assume that's my version number...
BWIND22 Biomechanical Worker Intended for Nocturnal Destruction v2.2 Mine's awesome! I will destroy you in the night!
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Click for bwind22's 1 Minute Movie Reviews! Last edited by bwind22; 09-29-2005 at 06:07 AM.
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09-29-2005, 06:47 AM
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I couldn't open it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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