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09-15-2005, 07:18 AM
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Man On Bicycle Charged With Reckless Driving And Manslaughter
Bicyclist Charged With Manslaughter
Corvallis, Oregon - A bicyclist was charged with manslaughter after he ran through a stop sign and struck and killed a 71-year-old woman, police said Monday. Jean Calder died at Good Samaritan Hospital after she was struck Friday night as she crossed a street at an unmarked crosswalk, Corvallis police Capt. Ron Noble said. Christopher A. Lightning, 51, was charged with manslaughter and reckless driving. "A car and a bicycle are both vehicles and if they are operated in a way that could be criminal, then charges are filed equally in both situations," Noble said. "He was going right through a stop sign." Lightning was being housed in Benton County jail with bail set at $57,500. He will be given a court-appointed lawyer at his arraignment in Benton County.
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09-16-2005, 11:35 AM
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Re: Man On Bicycle Charged With Reckless Driving And Manslaughter
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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09-16-2005, 11:40 AM
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Imagine being killed by a bicycle? I'd be like "Damn, I could have fallen in a very large blender or something"
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09-16-2005, 11:44 AM
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Re: Re: Man On Bicycle Charged With Reckless Driving And Manslaughter
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09-16-2005, 04:54 PM
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"Yes, Jean loved life. She loved music, bumblebees and air fresheners... Ironically, she loved bicycles more than all those things... Yes, God must've really hated Jean. Reeeaalllyyy hated Jean..."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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09-16-2005, 07:46 PM
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I bet someone starts giggling at the funeral. :p
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09-16-2005, 11:24 PM
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That guy needs a tagline... his MO could be the guy who runs down old women on his bike.
Plus, he could use this line. "Sometimes lightning does stike the same place twice."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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