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Damn old age:D
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i can find my way to the shower, i can find my way to work, i can find my dick.
everything is working fine. anyway - its not just the cell phone .. i remember dropping a pen or something like that - nothing in the vicinity for years ... and it just disappeared ... |
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I lost my wallet complete with $100 in it.
(Thats a whole lot for a 15 year old with no job) |
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The Fey took it.
THey like shiny things, they like to borrow tools from me all the time, but I find if you ask them nicely, they will put it back. Seriously.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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well, the phone was dull black and didnt work worth a shit .. i hated it ..
these must be trailer-Fey keeping that old ghetto phone.. |
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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LOL! Fairy white trash....
Moth wings and mullets... Drinking pbr nectar and living in skunk cabbage....
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) |
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this week: My cousin the Leprechaun married the Sprite, but he's still legally married to a mugwump ! and Goblins who drink away the rent money. |
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