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 I thought it was normal to hurt like hell the day after a game? I know I always did. 
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			way worse now ... all the injuries of the past come back to haunt the present ..
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			If it makes you feel better urge... My boss is a year younger than me, and a couple of years ago he tore his ACL playing volleyball. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Then last year, during a company picnic, he fucked it up AGAIN playing volleyball. 
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	Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)  | 
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			i've lost track of how many times i've broken and sprained my ankles ...  they're made of glass ...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			You know what i REALLY hate? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			When i get hungry and grab a bottle of barbecue sauce and start chasing the first living creature i see. :) 
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			I hate the fact that God didn't like me when I was 16... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Uncle got shot Best friend got shot in front my face Got dumped twice by the same person for the same stupid thing I broke my wrist,fractured my forearm and dislocated my shoulder on ONE F'n play and had to sit on the bench for the next 3 games watching running back after running back go up the right side of our defense over and over again. 
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			Jesus.... I was pissed when i was 17 because i got dumped by a short chick with huge knockers.... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			It obviously could have been much worse..... 
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			being bored, broke, out of gas and out of smokes. I'll give someone a kidney if they mail me a cigerette.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre  | 
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	I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre  | 
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