ok this is going to sound really offensive and i dont mean any offence to anyone!!!

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by juanhacko
Believe it or not There really are farting contests here--and for the longest turd--the loudest belch--the biggest booger.

I've lived here all my life and not everybody is crude--but we do have more than our share.

Omfg lmao *packs her bags*

[chaplain]

Originally posted by urgeok
It just occured to me that as a gay male 61 year old Texan horror fan, you're somewhat of a demographic unto yourself :)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D
More power to ya, Juan!!!:D :D

[urgeok]

lets just hope he doesn't post the website featuring the pictures from the 'longest turd' contest !

[juanhacko]

Originally posted by urgeok
It just occured to me that as a gay male 61 year old Texan horror fan, you're somewhat of a demographic unto yourself :)

Actually I am somwhat of a nut--I still rollerblade, have quite a few friends both gay and straight.

I promise I won't post a picture of the longest turd, but the caps and T-shirts are fair game.

I'm actually pretty conservative--but how do you post a fart?

[Steve_Hutchison]

You don't...