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Old 01-13-2005, 06:02 AM
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It's a Porkscrew! Anyone want a glass of wine?

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you mean - a glass of swine ?
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:02 AM
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DBJ, that is the most awful thing i have seen in the past 5 minutes... :D

How about this? THis lady is actually a porn star...:
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:07 AM
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Damn.......That might cause some damage should she get too excited.......

How'd you like a ride on this one?

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we the undersigned realize that a woman is a complete being - not a group of individual parts.
We enjoy every aspects of the women and respect them as people. Any mention of specific bodyparts does not diminish this fact.

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Old 01-13-2005, 06:17 AM
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Im Ready! :D

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Old 01-13-2005, 06:30 AM
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DBJ, that is the most awful thing i have seen in the past 5 minutes... :D

How about this? THis lady is actually a porn star...:

she's a twig compared to the rest of the junk on this thread
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:33 AM
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Dont care for the "skinny" ones, eh?
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:35 AM
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Dont care for the "skinny" ones, eh?

actually my first thought was ... i'd do her :)
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:46 AM
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An interesting little merging of threads here... I have witnessed pics of her (Melonie Rose) with ROn Jeremy.... Living proof that big hooters and big penis dont always mean "attractive sex scene"
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Old 01-13-2005, 07:37 AM
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Damn.......That might cause some damage should she get too excited.......

How'd you like a ride on this one?

This was the pic posted right before she left! Really......:p
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Old 01-13-2005, 07:38 AM
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This was the pic posted right before she left! Really......:p
you cant even buy a saddle big enough for that blob
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