Post your strange dreams!

[crabapple]

okay, start posting










Just kidding. Okay so where do I start on this one. Dreams are always interesting and fun to interpret, and occasionally we all have dreams that are extremely strange to the point of being very amusing.

A person will often dream about things that are current to him/her.......like, for instance, I had a dream about audiobooks once. It so happened that at the time I was listening to a lot of audio books, because down the street from me was a place that sold used ones cheep. It was a perfect sort of literary entertainment at work because I could read with me ears so to speak, and keep my eyes on what I was doing.

Okay, so I had this dream that I was in a store that sold audiobooks...a small, dark store I had just discovered and wandered into...and I was going over the audiobook shelf. And there on the shelf was.......an audiobook version of THE NOVELIZATION of the film "TENTACLES," READ BY BASIL RATHBONE. My God, how neat! I had never heard that Basil Rathbone had recorded audiobooks of exploitation films, and this had me flabbergasted. I had to buy it.

Just as I was reaching for the box, I woke up, confused. I thought about it for a moment and realized just how absurd the whole idea was.

[novakru]

I dreamed I had puppies-6 of them to be exact.


Then I had this other dream where I had my baby and they said-"here's your girl!"
And I started arguing with them because I knew I had just had a boy.
I woke up still saying"Bring me my son!!"-it was wierd.

[Zero]

the sad thing is i never dream (ok - i know a bunch of people will tell me that 'everyone dreams' so i'll just say that i never remember my dreams) . . which is a pity, i quite like the idea of dreaming and enjoy hearing other people's dreams. . . but when i wake up in the morning the only thing i remember is going to sleep the night before (well, unless its been a really GOOD night then i don't even remember passing out!)

[alkytrio666]

My most vivid dream was when I was about 10.

I loved Scooby Doo. Loved. I watched the show everyday and had t-shirts, etc.

So I dreamed that I was at my kitchen counter, making a sandwich...with Scooby and Shaggy. It was a grand old time, we were laughing and having a good time.

Then Scooby totally snapped, and started howling and whatnot, and Shaggy turned into this horrible beast thing, scary as hell.

They chased me around the counter, and we started going faster and faster until we were going, like, 100 miles an hour.

Then we exploded.

[newb]

I like the flying dreams...not really flying like Superman...more like floating...up..up..up...over the trees.




and of course the wet ones are good as well

[stygianwitch]

I like those flying dreams too, don't have them very often tho.

The nicest thing about my dreams is that they're in colour not black and white

[The_Return]

EDIT- I spent alot of time writing this. I know that its a long post, but I would really apreciate you reading it all.


I think I may have posted one (or both) of these before...whatever, I'll post 'em again.

First one:

I was at my house. For some reason, my parents kicked me out and I had to live in a tent on my lawn, and all I had was this crazy Gameboy that let you play 3 games at once. Anyway, I got this weird feeling that something bad was about to happen, so I went for a walk around. There's this small little park/gardens thing right near my house, and as I walk past it I see a friend of mine with his dad, walking their dog (a St Bernard).

Here’s where it gets freaky.

I look down the street and see this huge pack of flaming, black dogs tearing down the street. They run past, and char my friend/his dad/their dog to a crisp. I’m so terrified I start seeing the world in a different way, in black and red (like that old Virtual Boy thing). I don’t really remember what happened next....all I remember after that is walking out the back door of my house, reaching for the car door (it was a white convertible)...and getting struck by lightning.

After that, the view panned from me on the ground to the bright blue sky...and I heard an announcer say "Lightning: A new show coming this fall to CTV".

That’s when I woke up, scared shitless.



Ok, Dream #2. The most realistic dream that I have EVER had....well, the first part at least.


A bit of backstory first: In reality, I was spending the night at my grandmother's house. Its the kind of house that just has this evil aura to it, hard to describe, but it always has and always will freak me out. I swear on my life that its haunted, even though I don’t have any evidence to back that up.

Ok, so onto the dream. The first part, perhaps, could have in fact been a ghost sighting instead of part of the dream...Id never thought of that until now, but now that the thought has crossed my mind it makes perfect sense.

So I’m lying in my bed at her house, facing the door, which is open. At the time I swore I was awake (and now with the ghost theory that I just thought of...maybe I really was). From behind the door, a short man wearing an overcoat and a hat is staring at me. The scariest thing about him is his eyes...pure white and glowing, with a triangle shape to them. I try to get to sleep, but I am compelled to look at him. I try to close my eyes, but can’t keep them shut for more than a few minutes. Images are flashing through my head...random, meaningless yet terrifying images.

From this point on, the dream lost its sense of reality. I know it was a dream from here on out...I’m not to sure about that last part though.

Eventually I do mange to fall asleep, but I’m thrown out of the room by the man. I look back in and he's jumping on my bed. I try to go back in, but he (literally) kicks me out. From the shadows a very tall man dressed in a red, soldier-like uniform saves me. I don’t really know what he did, but I remember that he saved me...and I passed out.

Once again, I woke up. This time in the hallway of my house. I was tied to a chair, and one of the bears from Bananas in Pajamas was torturing me with some kind of glowing device. My parents beat the shit out him.

That’s when I really woke up.

As soon as I did, I checked around the door from something that could have cast a shadow. Not a thing. Not a damn thing. I was petrified in the first place, but thats when I got REALLY scared.



Ok, that’s a long enough post for now (probably the longest post I’ve ever made on this forum). I have one or two more semi-interesting ones, but I'll post them later. Neither are nearly as good (or as scary) as the two I just posted.

[crabapple]

Those are some of the most entertaining dreams I ever heard about.

[The Mothman]

i had an eyeball on my leg and i popped it and juice squirted everywhere and it hurt like a bitch....in my dream of course.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by The_Return


I was tied to a chair, and one of the bears from Bananas in Pajamas was torturing me with some kind of glowing device.

now THATS fuckin funny.