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Old 06-13-2007, 08:30 AM
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Why don't women need watches?





Because there's a perfectly good clock on the oven....




Hilarious...but oh so wrong...
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:52 PM
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Why don't women need watches?





Because there's a perfectly good clock on the oven....




Hilarious...but oh so wrong...
It's only wrong when women cant match the wit!



How many men does it take to tile a floor?







It depends how thinly you slice them!!! :D
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:50 AM
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It's only wrong when women cant match the wit!

I agree....here's the shock of the century....

Don't judge a person by their handle...it can be misleading...

I am female.

And not in my mind, or like I wanna be...like I was born, brought up and still act quite female...(whatever that means).

Any way...back to the jokes


How many babies does it take to paint a room?













It depends on how hard you throw them.


*SPLAT*
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:57 AM
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I agree....here's the shock of the century....

Don't judge a person by their handle...it can be misleading...

I am female.

And not in my mind, or like I wanna be...like I was born, brought up and still act quite female...(whatever that means).

Prove it!! :D

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Any way...back to the jokes


How many babies does it take to paint a room?













It depends on how hard you throw them.


*SPLAT*

What goes plink, plink.... fizzzzzzzzzz!









Two babies in an acid bath!
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:45 AM
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An escaped convict breaks into a home and ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on top of the wife and kisses her ear. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

The husband says: “Satisfy him or he will kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong – I love you!”

Wife says: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong – I love you!”
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:50 AM
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An escaped convict breaks into a home and ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on top of the wife and kisses her ear. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

The husband says: “Satisfy him or he will kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong – I love you!”

Wife says: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong – I love you!”
Hah,that is great.
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:00 AM
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An escaped convict breaks into a home and ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on top of the wife and kisses her ear. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

The husband says: “Satisfy him or he will kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong – I love you!”

Wife says: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong – I love you!”
would a gay escaped convict really wisper?lol:D
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:04 AM
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would a gay escaped convict really wisper?lol:D
LOL We could always make this a thread and psychoanalyse it!! ?

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Old 08-24-2007, 06:52 AM
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Funny video


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Old 08-24-2007, 06:56 AM
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Hehehe.



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