The "NO DRAMA" thread

[newb]

I had my first Italian beer a couple of months ago and was pleasantly surprised. When you think of Italy....beer doesn't usually come to mind. It was this brand.

[scouse mac]

All the ones Ive tried (which isnt many to be honest) seem to have a nice crisp taste, nastro azzurro being the best.

Dont drink too much lager these days but with the summer coming there is nothing nicer than a cold one in the heat!

[newb]

Going to a concert in Boston tonight and the venue just happens to be smack next door to the Harpoon Brewery.
Looks like a couple of these are on store.:D

[scouse mac]

Some wise words about alcohol



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[newb]

Evaluations
For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just
remember,it could have been worse. These are actual
quotes taken from federal government employee
performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed"
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only
to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he
starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy
to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
14. "He's been working with glue too much."
15. "He would argue with a signpost."
16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room."
17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
18. "If you see two people talking and one looks
bored, he's the other one."
19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on."
20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done
using it"
22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming."
23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the
other is out looking for it."
24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."
25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change."
26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
the ocean."
27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other
sperm."
28. "One neuron short of a synapse."
29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
only gargled."
30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."
31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.


Have a nice weekend all.

[ENTITY2000]

your not serious..... are u?



oh yeah you have a nice weekend too!
drink and be merry

[newb]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am - but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
shortly afterward began removing the cream with a
tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
of the 10 Most Wanted criminals tacked to a
bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"

[bloodrayne]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no,no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's just me...before the surgery."

[newb]

Another hour and a half to go.....then THE WEEKEND........its supposed to be hot as balls here on the east coast.......

[newb]

Although i've recently been very fond of these............................................. .....