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I so want a monkey for a pet.
:D That would kick ass!!!!
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Well I'm not sure why I haven't done this earlier, but I finally read through this whole thread. Rayne, you are my hero! Newb, you are hilairious (I probably spelled that wrong). I have to dig through my files and see what I have. I know a lot of jokes, but I hate typing. Thanks everyone for the laughs, I needed it.
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Hmm sexist jokes huh?
WOMEN DRIVERS NO SURVIVORS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY WOMEN DRIVE THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!:D Smile... cause it's cliche.
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me Last edited by monalisa; 05-02-2006 at 07:14 PM.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Newb..those are classic..!! How many men does it take to get things right?? Just 'one' A WOMAN :D
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Woohoo! I'm gonna get wasted on Negro Modelo & Patron! (Like I needed an excuse)
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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one of them is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse", she replied. Little Tony just said "Oh, okay", and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few mintues later he came back in visibly upset and said "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse it's called bunk beds, and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"
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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.
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