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Attention V...please make it brutal:mad: We want to see who's real pussy here!
Can't wait to make some slices out of an 'slice N Dicer;:D
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It certainly would be most extremely awesome if we could get our author or the diary back...Dontcha think?
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People are far too busy working.
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Aww, okay...Perfectly understandable...*pouts*
:D Seriously, Babe...No pressure...Maybe next year :)
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*Kills everyone with a rusty cactus and takes the trophy*
Thanks for playing :)
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THE DEADLINE WAS UP 30 MINUTES AGO!!
The doors were thrown open, and everyone trooped back in - tired, jaded and patched! Yes, patched. As many as SEVEN Slice 'N' Dicers are patched, TWO of them from head to toe. Let's rewind the clock, and check out what the cameras showed throughout the Hunting Zone outing...
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2 teams with machetes failed to kill even 1 of us? Hahahahahaha....whew...hahahahaha! You all suck! Haha. Ha. Except anyone that shot The Krell. You're cool.
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THE FIRST HUNTING ZONE OUTING OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE III
As soon as the Zone's doors closed behind them, the leaders of both teams - Phantoms & Zombie Warriors - tried to rally their teams together. But some of them in both teams, full of joy and excitement holding their machetes, yelled loud war-cries and dispersed immediately, searching for the SnDs to hunt down. Those who stayed back, were given specific targets and instructions. All of them then vanished into several parts of the Zone. Ferretchucker ran forward, holding his machete in absolute glee. A wide, sadistic grin on his lips, he was ready to hack through anyone who came in his way. But someone specific was already in his mind. As soon as he reached some yew bushes, he slowed down and stopped, quietly staring in front. Rayne was slouched behind a huge boulder, her back to him. Ferret moved noiselessly forward, checking his left and right. Nobody else was in sight. He reached close to Rayne, who was rapidly scanning the trees in front of her with fervent anticipation. Ferret licked his lips. He tried to resist but couldn't help himself. "PEEKABOO!" he yelled. Rayne gave a violent start. Ferret lifted his machete high and brought it down. Rayne had recovered in an instant and kicked hard from behind at Ferret's leg. Ferret lost his balance, just as his machete came down. "Ooooffffffffffffffffff!" Ferret went down. SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Rayne howled loudly. The machete had sliced into her back and fell on the floor with a soft thud, breaking into two almost instantly. A blob of blood formed on the cut almost instantly, and started rolling down her back. Rayne fought back tears of pain as she grabbed at one of her HPs to patch herself up. Ferret yelped, holding his right knee. Rayne stood up slowly, bleeding, and stumbled forward into the trees. MissMacabre crouched down, staring intently at her target in the distance. She gripped her machete tightly and started to slowly move forward, avoiding the dry leaves and grass on the ground and sticking to the bare patches. She soon reached near the tree at the bent-over figure, shaking fearfully. She set her lips firmly, and lifted her machete high. SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The figure rolled forward with a loud cry, more in agonising instant pain than surprise. MissM watched her machete break into two and the blade thud down on the ground, the handle still in her grip. She looked up back at her target. Michelle had a HP in hand, silent tears rolling down her cheeks as she glared back at MissM. Zero looked around, but could make out nothing between the trees. He looked at another tree close to him, thought of something, and climbed up. As soon as he reached some branches in the middle, he thought he caught a glimpse of shining metal in the distance towards the right. He peered. A howl of pain hit his ears and they twitched. He saw a figure in the distance approach towards his direction in a very unsteady walk, trying to hog the trees for cover. Zero waited. Soon, the figure reached close to his tree. Zero focused and slowly grinned. It was Rayne! Zero waited till she was the nearest to his tree, then jumped down. Rayne was aware for only an instant of something above her, and swayed to her right. Zero's machete came heavily down on her shoulder. SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Zero whooped in glee. Rayne grunted and threw herself forward, rolling once into the ground. Her right shoulder looked an angry red, the huge cut throwing up a big spray of her blood out. Zero looked at her and smiled wickedly. "That was with love," he quipped. Rayne hissed at him, reaching for a HP. She lifted herself up somehow and stumbled away. Friday13thFan broke through the bushes into the clearing, and looked around. He saw nothing in front of him. "Over here," a voice whispered into his ears. F13F gave an unexpected start, and looked around at the trees and bushes nearby. "Over here," the silent voice urged again. F13F deduced that the sound was coming from the bushes on his left. Slowly he crept forward, gripping his machete tightly, ready for any sort of tricks. He was lifting his machete up when a hand wrapped around his face and clamped on his mouth. "Shhh...!" the voice whispered from behind him. F13F strained his neck to his right and looked behind him. It was Roshiq! "See that? Over there. The bastard's real," Roshiq looked straight in front and nodded. F13F tried to follow Roshiq's vision but couldn't make out anything first. Roshiq took off his hand from F13F's mouth and pointed to where he was seeing. F13F looked again. Out between the trees, on one of the branches, a figure lay! It was gripping the branch tightly, the head darting around and stealing quick glances in every direction. "I see you," Roshiq declared silently and determinedly. "I see it," F13F stared wide-eyed. "Yeah, I see it," he whispered again. "Look Roshiq, between us we can nail whoever it is. You go ahead from the right and try to shake down the tree. I ll flank from the left and approach from the back. As soon as the bastard falls down, we nail him." "I got a score to settle," Roshiq breaths grimly. "We both got scores to settle," F13F looks equally grim. Roshiq moved out and proceeded towards the right. F13F moved towards the left and circled around till he reached the backside of the tree on which the figure lay. Almost immediately, the tree shook violently once. "What the-?!" a voice yelled from above, before a loud thud sounded just in front of him. F13F wasted no time in jumping forward. He and Roshiq brought down their machetes on the surprised figure in almost the exact moment. The figure yelled. SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Both machetes hit the body together. Roshiq's machete hacked through the figure's right thigh, while F13F's machete buried itself fully on his back. Two loud cracks indicated both machetes had broken off as soon as they hit their targets. Bwind moaned loudly and screamed again, this time more in extreme pain than anything else. The machetes had ripped through his flesh mercilessly. The meat on Bwind's leg hung loosely as it turned red and huge rivers of blood started gushing out of it. His back became crimson in an instant as he lay, screaming. Roshiq and F13F stood over him on either side, silently surveying the damage they had done. Bwind's brains started to tick, fighting back the stinging pain. His hand reached for his HPs. Roshiq looked up at F13F. "Sayyy, you aren't a Phantom are you?" (Contd.)
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Omg...
I love it!!!! :D EDIT: Oh, and WOOHOO!...Michelle's husband is here!...*does a happy dance* Can we PLEEEAASSSE replace Krell with him???
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