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09-09-2004, 10:10 PM
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Light bulbs
How many e-group posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 overly self involved individual who insists that if the list members don't want to help her change her light bulb, then she'll just go to some other list that will!!!!!! and finally.....1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again! 
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09-09-2004, 10:14 PM
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HAHHA that was random but funny lol
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09-09-2004, 10:27 PM
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LMAO that was pretty good..:D
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09-09-2004, 10:33 PM
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LOL sounds oddly familiar :eek:
now to figure out which one of those I would be...
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09-09-2004, 10:57 PM
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That post could be attributed to ANY topic here:rolleyes:
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09-10-2004, 12:07 PM
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Heh.
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09-10-2004, 12:57 PM
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Quote:
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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09-10-2004, 03:30 PM
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you forgot the one who calls the lightbulb changer gay/ghey for no apparent reason
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