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Favorite "Treehouse of Horror" Story
Treehouse of Horror is a staple of the simpsons. it makes life worth living. What are everyone's favorite stories?
I will try to keep myu list short, but I love so many. Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr Burns: At last, more victims for my ever-growing army of the undead. Smithers: Um, sir? You have to take your finger off the intercom button. Burns: Wha? Well son of a bi.... The Devil and Homer Simpson: Marge: Homer, did you eat that donut? Homer (being sucked into hell): No... Dial Z for Zombies: Lisa: Dad! Dad! Bart and I did something terrible! Homer: Did you wreck the car? Bart & Lisa: No. Homer: Did you raise the dead? Bart & Lisa: Uh Huh. Homer: But the car's okay? Bart & Lisa: Yeah... Homer: Okay. King Homer: Guy (can never remember his name):Where we going? Carl: Ape Island. Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy apple island. Guy: What do they have there? Carl: Apes. But they're not so big. Clown without pity: Homer: Hey, i want to buy a present for my son's birthday. Shopkeep: Perhaps this will please the gentleman. (grabs Krusty doll.) Shopkeep: But I must warn you, this doll carries with it a terrible curse. Homer: That's bad. Shopkeep: But it comes with a free Frogurt. Homer: Thats good. :) Shopkeep: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer: That's Bad. Shopkeep: But it comes with a free choice of toppings. Homer that's good.:) Shopkeep: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. Homer:...... Shopkeep: That's bad. Homer: Can I go now? Homer's brain: (Dragging Homer's "body" through the graveyeard over rocks)*muffled noise* Smithers:uuhhhh, Mr Burns? Mr Burns: What is it Smithers? Frankenstein? The Booger man? Smithers: It's the body in the bag, sir! Mr Burns: Oh, it is now is it? *Whacks bag* Bad corpse! *WHACK!* Bad Corpse! *Whack!* Stop *whack* scaring *whack* Smithers! *whack* (whimper)
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07-15-2004, 09:49 AM
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The one where Maggie turns out to be an alien. Always love that one.
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07-15-2004, 10:12 AM
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I liked the zombie one alot!
"Dad you killed zombie Flanders!" "He was a zombie?" And I liked the one where Homer kept entering alternate realitys. I can't remember what it was called, but each reality was slightly off and he kept going back and retrying. Anyways, he ended up missing out on the reality where it rained doughnuts because they were called something else. Those were always my 2 favorites.
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07-15-2004, 10:20 AM
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Homer accidentally makes a "time toaster" and keep sscrewing things up. He leaves the perfect world because Marge didnt know what a donut was, but right after he leaves, it begins raining donuts. I always liked the end of that one where everyone has forked tongues which flick out for them to eat and he just shrugs and says "good enough"
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07-15-2004, 10:34 AM
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I dont watch the simpsons
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07-15-2004, 11:17 AM
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Re: Favorite "Treehouse of Horror" Story
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"Dad you killed zombie Flanders!" "He was a zombie?" And tehe one when Homer goes through time because of a toaster.
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07-15-2004, 11:23 AM
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Just like bloodrayne. Never agrees with me on a damn thing, but you just cant hate her :)
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Oh great...Thanks a lot guys...For years I have held off on buying all of these, Media Play has entire boxed sets of the Treehouse Of Horror episodes...But...This is just too much all at once...now, I am going to HAVE to buy them...*Dumps out piggy bank with a sigh...Starts counting pennies*
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