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07-02-2004, 03:01 PM
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Canada!!!
BEST COUNTRY EVER!!
Anybody watch the new Salem's Lot? Donald Sutherland's from here, Stompin Tom Conners, Avril Lavigne(Ugg), and too many movies too mention are all from here! We've got more guns, less gun-reated murder, and a leader (Paul Martin, as of last week) that ISNT totally insane!!!  CANADA ROX!!!
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Did you watch "Celebrity Poker Showdown" last night? Dave Foley said something derogatory about America, prompting Ian Micheal Black to say: "Love it or leave it, Foley. All these Canadians complaining about America." Foley replied: "Well, if we go, we take the enitre comedy industry with us."
So true.
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07-02-2004, 03:04 PM
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Vamp..........
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i must admit this is an.......................
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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I AM CANADIAN!!!!
And to prove it, here is the best beer comercial of ALL TIME I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada. Although I'm certain they are really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it "about"...not "a-boot". I can proundly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; Diversity, not assimilation, And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch. And it's pronounced ZED, no ZEE...ZED! Canada is the second largest landmass, The first nation of hockey, And the best part of North America! MY NAME IS VAMPENGUIN(Not My Real Name, Obviosly), AND I AM CANADIAN!!
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I have absolutly nothing against Canadians....
But you are starting to sound worse than the fucking nazi's Fuck you douche bag 
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i hate to say it but um.....we could take Canada in a heartbeat.....
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Sorry, You all think were are all egocentric jerks, well.... We are. We dont care if you are canadian, because we are american. Here is how the average american sees the world: Canadians: Mckenzie brothers. As far as we are concerned, you go north through minnesota or maine, and everyone says "Beauty, eh?" Mexicans: "Badges? BADGES? We dont need no stinkin' Badges!" Germans: "Zis vill hurt a bit...." Aussies: "G'Day, Paul." Ignorant? Maybe. But sorry, you dont see any americans going to an predominantly Canadian boards and saying "I'm American, and as one, i think we are cool..." Get over it dude....
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Yeah, the thread was a little over-the-top. But, you gotta let the guy express a little nationalism.
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