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Old 03-31-2012, 06:07 AM
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Hi guys, after doing a bit of searching for a horror forum, I decided this is the place for us.

My Name is Ashwaan (Not To Be Mistaken For Pashwari Naan), I am one half of a team of elite horror movie reviewers. My knob head accomplice in crime is called Dazz... he's a knob head.

I have been a big fan of horror ever since i was about 12, when my foster mother peeled my eyelids off with a razor blade and forced me to sit in front of nightmare on elmstreet in her cold damp basement, surrounded by mutilated corpses and souls of the dead. Having since mutated a new pair of eyelids, which made sleeping a much easier task. Ive pretty much got over the whole basement thing, i can happily say ive watched countless horror films from all over the world and think im ready to learn more and share my knowledge with others, in return i will spare your lives

The worst horror movies we have ever indulged in have to be the August Underground Series, those are some seriously gritty movies, and the price we had to pay for digging a little to deep into the underground horror scene. Those f*ckers stain your soul i swear!!! We felt an urge to wash our eyeballs after watching those. However, although they are terribly violent, and extremely uncomfortable to watch, they are not SCARY! And this is what brings us here The search for a scary movie. Maybe not even movie... experience. Just something to relight that extinguished flame within. The grudge type creature was pretty scary for a while, im sure the majority of us will admit that, but she has been abused by film makers more times than your average horror reviewer has been abused by his own mum. To be fair I'm that used to her pasty white face id probs even sh*g her if she came a bit close although i would certainly avoid head, evidently shes a bit nippy.

On our quest to find this extreme scary movie we pledge to review the best and the worst of the horror movie genre. Our mannerisms are outspoken and we don't care what we say or how we say it WE JUST TELL THE TRUTH.

Anyway, Ive gota get back to my basement to feed the half ghost, half zombie, half vampire creature (yes 3 halfs, nothing is what it seems with Dazz). Hope to get a chat with you all soon.

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Old 04-07-2012, 03:46 AM
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