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Old 01-28-2010, 04:25 PM
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Kids Say The Darndest Things

This morning -

Ash: Gimme keetar
Dustin: Say it right first, say GUItar
Ash: Keetar
Dustin: No, say Guitar...G...G...GUITar
Ash: GUItar
Dustin: Good, that's right
Ash: Okay, now gimme keetar


Just now -

Ash came in here carrying this:


Ash: What is this?
Me: That's a turtle
Seri (she was here for her lunch break, and she's the one who bought him the turtle) : His name is Pudge
Ash: It's a duck?
Me: No, it's a turtle
Ash: It's a bird?
Me: No, it's a turtle



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Old 01-28-2010, 04:39 PM
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a couple of hours ago

Matt: "going out"

Me: "Where ya going"

Matt: "Out with Kelly"

Me: "Don't get her pregnant"

Matt: "ok"
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Old 01-28-2010, 04:39 PM
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LOL! Adorable!!

I don't have my own kids, but my friend Kim's 2 1/2-year-old is ADORABLE.

I went to visit them a few weekends ago. Prior to my visit he referred to me as "Banana" - "When is Banana coming??" (My name is Amanda)... We negotiated and we got to him calling me "Manna." Too cute.

One of my other favorite DJ'isms...

Kim was reading him a picture book...

Kim: (points to a seagull) Look, DJ, it's a seagull!
DJ: (looking very concerned and matter-of-fact) No, Mommy, that's a bird.
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Old 01-28-2010, 04:48 PM
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:18 PM
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This kid (who's a little slow) was telling us that his ex girlfriend was pregnant...

Me: Is it yours?

Him: No way!

Me: Then whose is it?

(He pauses for a second...)

Him: Hers.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:26 PM
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a couple of hours ago

Matt: "going out"

Me: "Where ya going"

Matt: "Out with Kelly"

Me: "Don't get her pregnant"

Matt: "ok"
:D wise words!
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:30 PM
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A song improvised by my brother Logan when he was four:
"Duck! Run cause you're gonna die
When pumpkins attack you! Yeah, pumpkins attack you!"
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:31 PM
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I like that tune!
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:52 PM
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It's pretty catchy, I found myself humming it for a couple weeks.
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Old 01-28-2010, 07:31 PM
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Well my family name is J.R. or Jar, as my aunts call me. Well, we tried teaching my nephew to say that, and now I'm Uncuh Diego(one of his favorite shows is Go Diego Go)

Oh and whenever he comes over, he runs up to me and says "Uncuh Diego!! Game! Game! Game!" Cause he likes to sit in my lap with a battery-less controller, and play Street Fighter 4 with me. I'm gonna teach him how to use the controller when he gets a little smarter, not that he dumb, he just turned 2 in october. My other biological nephew isn't even a year old so he doesn't talk yet.

On the other hand.... I have an unbiological nephew named Damien, and he was named perfectly.... see me and my best friend(his father) are hunters, and he knows what we do. Well they had a cop show up to their house because one of their pitbulls broke out of the yard and was running amok, not that he is a bad dog and would bite anybody, but people are afraid of pits. Anyways the cop comes in and Damien tries running to the bedroom saying "I'm gonna shoot the cop!" My friend keeps his guns in his bedroom, locked up of course.

Oh yeah and we have black friends, who say nigga all the time, now whenever anybody comes to the house he comes out yelling, "Whatup NIGGA!" putting emphesis on the nigga.

He's smart though, he started taking about a four-wheeler motor that me and my friend were working on. OK my friend was working on and I was handing him tools, cause I'm all thumbs when it comes to fixing any kind of motor, or any car work really.
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