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Old 03-10-2009, 01:06 AM
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Happy Birthday Chuck!

Chuck Norris turns 69 today! over the hill and still kicking ass.


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Old 03-10-2009, 04:12 AM
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Chuck Norris invented ground beef when he threw a cow through a chain link fence.

Seriously, the guy is very cool, and in great shape for an old man.
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:05 PM
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is he still alive??
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:37 PM
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Happy Birthday Chuck! You're a fuckin' legend brother!

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is he still alive??
wtf do you think? Idiot.
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Old 03-10-2009, 06:58 PM
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Heh heh, 69, heh. Sorry, Bevis and Butthead took over there for a sec.

He really does look really good for his age and I'm sure he can still do a great roundhouse kick.
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:58 AM
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He really does look really good for his age and I'm sure he can still do a great roundhouse kick.
Only if smacking someone over the head with a zimmer frame is also called a roundhouse kick!

Happy Birthday Chuck, defo a man you'd want next to you in the trenches.
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