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Wednesday, March 12, 2064
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August 12 will be the ripe old age of 29
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![]() ![]() ![]() Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison |
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Saturday, May 10, 2059. I hope this does not count as cheating death;)
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"I don't care if you were covered in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang-bang"-Adam(SAW) |
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Monday, June 1, 2054...Damn, I knew it...I am NEVER getting out of here...Who wants to live until they're 85 years old???:eek:
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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"I don't care if you were covered in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang-bang"-Adam(SAW) |
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Tuesday, December 20, 2078, looks like I won't be singing with the angels till I'm old and gray
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