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01-27-2004, 05:22 PM
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Would You Survive In A Horror Movie?
Well would you?
Considering most horror movies, the kids that die usually have sex, they're the funniest etc etc. So judging by your personality, would you survive? And tell us why. Me, no way in hell. I'm your typical horny, stoner, drunk teenager. I'm always cracking jokes, and sooner or later, it would probably catch up to me. 
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01-27-2004, 05:25 PM
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it die in the first 2 scenes
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01-27-2004, 05:26 PM
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Yea, I would either be the one who actually knows what to do or the killer.
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01-27-2004, 05:26 PM
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lol, if I were the killer, it would be a very short movie.
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01-27-2004, 05:31 PM
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well i know i'd b first to go. had this as a joke in the car the other nite w/ my friends while out driving around and confirmed only one of us would live cuz 2 of us were not virgins and usually the girls w/ the big boobs die to ( don't mean to start anything buy saying that but if you wathc the movies they usually have a chest and get killed) so that ruled out another and all was left was the good lil virgin boy sitting next to me in the back so we all decided were all dead except for him. another reason i would die is well i would have no chance in hell be dead in the first 5 minutes if i am lucky mayb 1st half hour. knowing my luck the person in the car that we said would survive would also most likley be the one thats the killer
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FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY WICKED LADYS BUDDY Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book) Last edited by bloodygurl02; 01-27-2004 at 05:44 PM.
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01-27-2004, 05:36 PM
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I think i would live. I'm one of those tenacious assholes that never gives up, and im a know it all. I am also the non-sexually frustrated nerd type.
"Hot blonde wants to go down on me in the woods where those teens were killed last year? hmmmmmm........ I think i'll jerk off. Bye blonde!" Unless it was a situation like noah in the ring...... Or Clemens in Alien three. Then I'm fucked. Heapin' Helpin of alien chum, right here. I've had dreams that the aliens were stalking me in everything from sci-fi worlds to everyday settings. I swear its gonna get me someday. I guess that is how freddy would get me.
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01-27-2004, 05:41 PM
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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01-27-2004, 05:41 PM
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I know I'd live, because I'm not the typical dumbass depicted in most horror movies.
"Oh no! I heard a sound outside, we better go check it out!" Psh, fuck that. I'm gettin in my car, driving to a bomb shelter, and hiding in the corner with my 10 gauge. And.. I'm really not any of the things anyone has mentioned thus far.
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