These guys kick ass

[The STE]

Man kills buck with bare hands in bedroom
November 2, 2005

BENTONVILLE, Ark. --For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom -- "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.

NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

“It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

“This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

We need to get these guys to fight each other and videotape it

[bwind22]

Originally posted by The STE
We need to get these guys to fight each other and videotape it

Word.

Not only are they humans killing larger more aggressive wild animals with their bare hands, but in both cases, they actually made things more difficult for themselves...

Deer Man could have just locked the deer in the room and waited for animal control to arrive but he went back in after telling his wife to call the cops because he wanted round 2.

Leopard Guy dropped a fucking machete to stick his hand down the throat of a pouncing leopard. I don't know... I probably woulda stuck with the machete myself.

Anyways, yeah, it'd be a pretty good fight.

I also saw something on The Today Show a few weeks ago about a guy and his daughter that were on a hike and got attacked by a bear. They both lived, but they didn't put as good of a fight because so did the bear.

[ItsAlive75]

Its like that movie "Ghosts in the Darkness" when the African talks about killing a "man-eater" with his bare hands, after Val Kilmer was bragging about killing one with a single bullet.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Its like that movie "Ghosts in the Darkness" when the African talks about killing a "man-eater" with his bare hands, after Val Kilmer was bragging about killing one with a single bullet.

Ghost in the Darkness is a cool movie. Val Kilmer had a real good run there in the late 90s IMO with Tombstone, Ghost & the Darkness, & The Island of Dr. Moureau.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bwind22
Ghost in the Darkness is a cool movie. Val Kilmer had a real good run there in the late 90s IMO with Tombstone, Ghost & the Darkness, & The Island of Dr. Moureau.

One of the most underrated actors in my opinion.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
One of the most underrated actors in my opinion.

Agreed. Aside from Tombstone, I haven't ever really heard him thought of as a great actor at all. People give him respect for Doc Holliday, but even still, he doesn't get enough of it for that role either. His performance in Tombstone is right up there amongst the best acting jobs I've ever seen in my life.

[The STE]

He got tons of acclaim (critically, at least) for Spartan

[bwind22]

Originally posted by The STE
He got tons of acclaim (critically, at least) for Spartan

Really? I didn't hear much about that film at all, let alone his performance in it.


I really liked him in The Salton Sea though.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bwind22
I really liked him in The Salton Sea though.

Awesome cult flick.

The caged badger scene or the pigeon in the toy cars scene are alone worth my vote.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Awesome cult flick.

The caged badger scene or the pigeon in the toy cars scene are alone worth my vote.

Word.

Any of the scenes involving the drug dealers are just totally fucked up. lol That's an awesome movie.