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I have a load of jokes i want to share with you all,some maybe considered bad taste ......but what the hell.
4 German midgets on the town meet a 6ft blonde.They put springs on there hands and feet and give her the best shag shes ever had........Four sprung Dwarf Technique! Mr Cadbury met Mrs Rowntree in a room on quality street.It was after eight.He turned out the light for a bit of black magic! and slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed his CurlyWurly.Not keen on having Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bournville Boulevard.She screemed with Turkish Delight!as he took out his fun sized Mars Bar , it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!. Two black Rastas mums on a bus. One says is ya babie teevin yet? The other replies "yes so far hes got me 2 DVD Players , a mobile phone , and a laptop...." 1 can of petrol-£5.50 2 gas cylinders-£40 1 4x4 -£5500 1 box of matches £0.20 Watchin two Pakies burning alive........Priceless....................For everything you want ...........theres Mastercard. Hope you enjoyed my jokes... sorry if you didnt.:D
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BOO HISSS
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LOL.......Thankyou your too kind. HEHEHEHE.:D
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brilliant. wouldn't use them in public but extremely funny.
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I didn't get any of them?? :confused:
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HAHAHA... i think they are British humour. Thanks anyway.:)
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Thanks mate:)
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yeah i definetly didnt understand any of them...
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light humour as in not very funny?
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It puts the funny in the joke or it gets the hose again!
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