So Bad Its Good

[Master]

Jack Frost

[DP McCoy]

Hawk the Slayer(1980)
Swords&Sorcery,elves,dwarves,giants,S&M,Jack Palance,Bernard Bresslaw,so very gay undertones and best of all a DISCO soundtrack!!
Genius!

[pinkerton]

I loved Yor and the Bronx Warriors as a kid.I haven't seen them in years and I'm not sure I'd want too.I think I'd like to remember them fondly and not be dissapointed.

[Master]

Commando, No Retreat No Surrender

[Master]

Originally Posted by omcdave

crazy lips...its a weird japanese pink film .

What's a "pink" film? Is that a porno? If that's the case, then every porno ever made would fit into this category.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally Posted by urgeok

1990 - bronx warriors

One of my favorites. I've been trying to find the sequel and more flicks like it.

Here's some more:

Supervixens
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Death Race 2000

....and I've got a soft spot for the 80s Cannon movies:



I really like Avenging Force too.

[noctuary]

It's a crime that this thread has gone on so long without a mention of ZARDOZ. An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo. I swear it's like the directors blew the entire budget on coke and attempted to film without a screenplay, cinematography, or even a plot.

[pinkerton]

Originally Posted by noctuary

It's a crime that this thread has gone on so long without a mention of ZARDOZ. An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo. I swear it's like the directors blew the entire budget on coke and attempted to film without a screenplay, cinematography, or even a plot.

I gotta check that shit out.It sounds funny as hell.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally Posted by noctuary

An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo.

10 million old women would've flocked to that for sure.

[noctuary]

Originally Posted by pinkerton

I gotta check that shit out.It sounds funny as hell.

Let me tell you a bit about my favorite scene in it. In this scene, a giant stone head flies around shouting (in a booming, James Earl Jones-ish type voice) "THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL! THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS TO PRODUCE THE HUMANS WHILE THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH TO CLEANSE THE EARTH!" And then a stream of rifles cascade from the stone head's gaping mouth. This scene goes on for about five minutes.

It's just so bizarre. Even in 1973, when the movie industry was fueled by cocaine and heroin the way a car is fueled by gasoline, it's almost unbelievable that this film was actually made.