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11-23-2006, 04:36 AM
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xmas songs are here again!
Every damn store i walk into now have all these dumbass songs playing
and its still november. However..it made me think about how ancient most if these songs are and yet are still popular. Please come home for christmas Last christmas Santa clause is coming to town Red Baron and Snoopy White Christmas Feliz Navida my fav...'sings' all i want for kwistmas is my 2 fwont toofs' :o what is yours ??
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11-23-2006, 04:49 AM
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Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens :o :o
I wish it could be christmas everyday - Wizzard :D not sure about this one though. http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic291.htm
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11-23-2006, 05:11 AM
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this aughtta bring the love from captain holiday cheer (R. Usher) :D
but i HATE xmas songs. the only ones i like arent very xmasy the john lenon one i like...(so this is christmas) i thought there was another - cant remember right now. funny thing is i whistle them all the time.. all year round. and i sing one to drive my wife nuts - because i dont know the words : up on the roof top click click click, down on the roof top click, click, click. drives her batty :D
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11-23-2006, 05:25 AM
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Ahhhh...Christmas songs....it warms my heart.
Here is a nice we we all sing around the tree while enjoying eggnog. I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.. No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, They have Different Religious beliefs.. They Believe in Muhammad, And not in our Holiday.. And so every December, I go to the Middle East and say.. Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas Put down that book 'The Koran' and hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus' Birthday So get off your heathen Muslim Ass And fuckin' celebrate. There is no holiday season In India, I've heard.. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd.. They've never read a Christmas Story, They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. And that's why in December, I'll go to India and shout.. Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday So get off your heathen hindu ass, And fuckin' celebrate. Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin.. They pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin.. On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake.. and that is why I'll go to Japan, and walk around and say.. Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. Incase you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say.. Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too.. Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you 
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11-23-2006, 06:00 AM
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Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Hes making a list, hes checking it twice Hes gonna find out whose been naughty or nice Youd better watch out, youd better not cry You better not pout, though Im telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town He sees when you are sleeping And he knows when youre awake He knows if youve been bad or good So be good for goodness sake Youd better watch out, youd better not cry You better not pout, though Im telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town He sees when you are sleeping And he knows when youre awake He knows if youve been bad or good So be good for goodness sake Youd better watch out, youd better not cry You better not pout, though Im telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town
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11-23-2006, 06:03 AM
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