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Old 10-20-2006, 08:09 AM
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attention all morose mutherfuckers ... you can be unhappy together !
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:12 AM
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finally...they have their own website!

(they even have a "model of the month" section)

wtg!!:rolleyes:
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:13 AM
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Till death do they part.

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Old 10-20-2006, 08:15 AM
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Till death do they part...
...and after.

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Old 10-20-2006, 08:49 AM
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I really wish i had a way of sharing this with everyone via audio...


there was a girl in a car behind my wife and i as we were waiting in line at a car wash a few years ago. she wasnt 100% goth, but she had the sad, unimpressed look about her, as she cleaned out her car in between washes (you know, where you just sit there for minutes watching the silouhette of the car 3 ahaead fo you get sprayed), then she would get back in, move foward, get out aand begin all over again,. The whole time, her expression never changed, and i swear her cigarrette never got shorter, even though it was lcearly lit.

Bree mentioned at one point "She is cheery isnt she?" very sarcastiaclly.

I responded with a sibilant lisp (i excell at this.. Eddie Murphy and Carson from queer eye have nothing on me) "She's sullen. And Smoking. She's sullen and smoking."

It became a running joke from then on whenever we saw an expressionless teenager, usually a goth.

"She's sullen."
"and smoking."


"I would smile, but i cant. Im sullen. And smoking." It really is funny as hell when you can hear it.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:04 AM
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I really wish i had a way of sharing this with everyone via audio...


there was a girl in a car behind my wife and i as we were waiting in line at a car wash a few years ago. she wasnt 100% goth, but she had the sad, unimpressed look about her, as she cleaned out her car in between washes (you know, where you just sit there for minutes watching the silouhette of the car 3 ahaead fo you get sprayed), then she would get back in, move foward, get out aand begin all over again,. The whole time, her expression never changed, and i swear her cigarrette never got shorter, even though it was lcearly lit.

Bree mentioned at one point "She is cheery isnt she?" very sarcastiaclly.

I responded with a sibilant lisp (i excell at this.. Eddie Murphy and Carson from queer eye have nothing on me) "She's sullen. And Smoking. She's sullen and smoking."

It became a running joke from then on whenever we saw an expressionless teenager, usually a goth.

"She's sullen."
"and smoking."


"I would smile, but i cant. Im sullen. And smoking." It really is funny as hell when you can hear it.


Yeah....we believe ya Vod.....really.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:23 AM
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vod is a hybred goth-nerd


his pocket protector is black and he wears marylin manson socks.
(you cant see them - but they're there)

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Old 10-20-2006, 10:31 AM
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Date Hundreds of Thousands of Gothic Friends and Singles.


!
Here's the thing....date hundreds of thousands of them? I mean, come on. Eight or nine of 'em would keep me busy for a while.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:32 AM
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vod is a hybred goth-nerd


his pocket protector is black and he wears marylin manson socks.
(you cant see them - but they're there)

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I use electrical tape to keep my glasses together, because it is black.

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Old 10-20-2006, 10:53 AM
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Here's the thing....date hundreds of thousands of them? .

i thought that was funny too ..

i imagined a speed dating night for goths...

10 minutes each table.

1) "my name is Black Rose - life has no purpose"

2) "the bats are coming to devour your soul"

3) "graveyards are mystical places"


aiiiiyi yi get me outta here !!!!
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