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08-18-2006, 02:07 PM
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Things horror icons wouldnt say.
Well...Get to it!Make up funny shit,thats how it works.
Yes,I'm bored.
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I will bathe the starways in your blood. 
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08-18-2006, 02:25 PM
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Does my makeup look OK? I think I need a little more blood on my left side. And the hair, it's not symmetrical! Damn it, you KNOW how I feeeeel about these things. ugh, where can one find good help these days! *walks off in a snit*
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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08-18-2006, 02:35 PM
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"I'm being taken too seriously as an actor"
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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08-18-2006, 04:01 PM
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"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"
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08-18-2006, 05:25 PM
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"You need to lean that way, I can't get the angle right."
interpret that however you feel is best.
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Unsettled I cannot prepare for that which I cannot foresee; therefore, forgive me should I appear constantly unsettled by your behavior. The only patterns I base my life on are yours, and the routine which I derive from your behavior is only as solid as your adherence to your own behavioral patterns. If I cannot understand you, how can I live for you? What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas? *Cancer* Cure for overpopulation = Bubonic Plague
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08-19-2006, 12:12 AM
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"Does this make me look fat?"
"Would you please just hold still while I kill you?" "Aww, come on...Slow down...Don't make me run after you...I just ate a whole dozen donuts" "Umm...Can I schedule your killing in for later this week?...There's this whole bunch of teenagers just checked in at the hotel, and I gotta handle that first...Thanks" "OW!...You HIT me!...Damn...That REALLY hurts!...I'm not gonna do this killing thing anymore...I had no idea...I'm really sorry" "Goddammit!...You just got blood and guts all over my new Nikes...You stupid bitch" "And THAT's for changing the channel when I was watching Oprah" "My therapist said that I need to find a more creative outlet for my 'anger issues'...I thought THAT was creative, didn't you?...Oh, here's your guts back" "I just won the lottery...Woo Hoo!...Free burials for EVERYONE!" "Thanks a LOT...How am I supposed to write my poetry with no hands?...Asshole" "Well, if you would have had something DECENT in the refridgerator, I wouldn'thave had to eat you...It's your own damned fault" "Oh...That stain's never gonna come out" "Hold on a second...I gotta poop"
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be Last edited by bloodrayne; 08-19-2006 at 12:15 AM.
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08-19-2006, 04:31 PM
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"Beat me off, mother."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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08-19-2006, 04:31 PM
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08-19-2006, 04:57 PM
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am I sexy enoubgh? With the girls like me???
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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Is he sexy enough? Will the girls like me??? Bill Moseley in a shower scene!
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me Last edited by monalisa; 08-19-2006 at 05:03 PM.
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