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07-29-2006, 05:28 PM
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I wrote this little rap. Titled "Lycanthropy"
I got... bored...
[Intro] *Sound of a bed moving, then the sound of a pill bottle hitting the ground and cans and bottles moving, the sound of a door opening and a manly woman's voice saying "Goodbye, I had a good time"* WHAT THE FUCK!? [Verse 1] What the fuck was up with that girl, looked like her ass had a pet squirrel It caught the bust looks like she's got a coat lined with a couple of pearls Told me that her name was Maria, I guess I got with her jungle-ass via The party when I could hardly see her, But I got 3 D's not like Mencia Don't Do Drunk is my saying, but alcohol will lead to me just spraying anything, right now I'm praying, my ass hurts because I fell, no gay thing I got enough hair in my mouth to make a scale model of Cousin It Now my piss is gonna have fuzz in it, ass hurts now it doesn't shit Totally fucked now with black nails, outside running forest trails I blacked out and when I woke up I had a mouth full of rabbit tails I caught some kind of crazy shit, that girl's on some shady shit I caught a disease I'm sweating that pussy got rabies with it Hightail to Cody's house to ask about the girl with the rapid kooch His advice "Fuckin' werewolf better get a coffin and grab a suit" Get the address and tracked her down, showed up and whacked her out bit me in the arm and slapped me down, wake up hear a tapping sound Naked on the ground with a bloody ass, ran home through muddy grass I made it on the house and slowly slipped out of the dog's slutty grasp She broke the window and sat on my face with her still nutty ass pushed her off, grabbed a knife and started swinging cutting through all the hair I know I'm doomed, but she fell down, dead I assume I notice my hair freakishly long, but I have the sudden urge to consume massive amounts of human flesh, it's so good when the meat's fresh show up on Late Night With Conan and eat the night's special guest [Talking] I... see a... Full moon... rising... [Verse] Go to LA and eat Silicone... Police officers calling for back-up on their Walkie-Talkie phones Now I go back home in the morning, wake up with Choppers soaring Stare at Maria's body, beastiality getting on a small porn fling Go for a post-kiss she woke up, bit my face I get choked up She stared at me and pinned me to the wall, I reached and groped her Hair on her ass kept my hands warm, she said baby's soon to be born That's how my marriage to a werewolf as one was officially sworn I Love My Wolf-Girl 
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07-29-2006, 08:09 PM
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That's funny shit.:D
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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07-31-2006, 07:20 PM
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07-31-2006, 09:22 PM
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You'd get shot for slinging that shit in the hood
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