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07-11-2006, 10:05 PM
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I have a craving for chocolate!
I have no chocolate in the house right now and all of a sudden I really want some. What's worse, I went to a couple of stores today and I could have bought some but I didn't. Now it's not really convenient to go somewhere because I don't want a Hershey bar, I want something a little better. I guess I could make some coffee and put some sugar in it, that would approximate a chocolate sort of flavor. Somebody console me!
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07-11-2006, 10:08 PM
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i have a syphony bar you can have.
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07-11-2006, 10:10 PM
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I just ate lots of these and feel kinda sick :)
Last edited by Elvis_Christ; 11-01-2008 at 07:29 PM.
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07-11-2006, 10:13 PM
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Have sex. It affects the same part of the brain.;)
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07-11-2006, 10:20 PM
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Ohhhhhhh that's nice of you folks but it's NOT ENOUGH, NOT ENOUGH
I might have to go and get a Hershey bar and have a cheap sort of experience...Hershey isn't bad but I wanted something more happening. More, uh, refined... I wonder if I can get one of my cats to go get a chocolate bar for me...tuck a dollar bill and a note under his little collar and say, "Now you go up the street and tap on the 7-11's door, the man should let you in and he'll read the note and take the money and send you back with a Hershey bar. Now DON'T EAT IT, just bring it back here to me and I'll have a nice tasty can of tuna for you"
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07-11-2006, 10:20 PM
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I could cure your craving for chocolate easy...
The other day, I was in your same boat...I was dying for a chocolate fix, and then my sister drops by to visit and she has some with her. So I think I'm saved right? WRONG!!! It was some of that Choxie shit from Target and it was some messed up flavors: Chocolate Redgolds: "A luscious cream center is blended with Korintje cinnamon, flown in all the way from the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. Dark chocolate and a candy shell sprinkled with gold dust encircle the center of sweet heat" What the...??? Prententious snoby choclate...Ewwww... Trust me, one of those things and you forget you ever wanted choclate...I haven't wanted chocolate since. :(
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07-11-2006, 10:27 PM
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My gosh....that description makes me want to start a fistfight with the person who formulated that particular confectionary!
I had an energy drink today, and those things usually aren't the most delicious tasting things. But this crap tasted like cabbage juice or something, it was really vile! "Who came up with this? What kind of whacky person thought this was good enough to put into a can??" was all I could think.
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07-11-2006, 10:28 PM
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PICKLES. It tasted of pickled vegetables in some weird way. Oh god!!!!
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07-11-2006, 10:29 PM
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07-11-2006, 10:35 PM
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Well, you never know. It could work. Or you could just decorate your crotch with Hershey's syrup.
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