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Old 05-21-2006, 06:38 PM
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Sam the Egg getting his wings clipped

I don't like kids, nor do I want to raise kids. So I'm getting a vasectomy. I've found a doctor that performs non-scalpel vasectomies that's 3 minutes from my house, I'm getting a consultation, and hopefully sometime this year (I have to save up and have no steady income) I'll get the vasectomy. Yay for me.
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:20 PM
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ouch. Not your wings getting clipped I'm afraid. Good luck with that.
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:38 PM
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That's cool if it's what you want...and the thing about a vasectomy is if you ever change your mind it's reversible, whereas a hysterectomy is not...of course if you don't like kids now it's doubtful you ever will but you never know what could change for you in ten or twenty years....maybe you'll turn eighty and meet a twenty year old stripper who wants children...:D
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Don't even wanna wait, see if your opinion changes with age?
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:50 PM
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:03 PM
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Don't even wanna wait, see if your opinion changes with age?
I'm secure enough in the decision to risk having to pay for the reversal
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:19 AM
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During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...

Unless you're over 30


*It only takes 10 minutes, and a shot to numb the area, WITH a scalpel...actually, it's more like a crochet needle and a pair of scissors...They almost always do it on a Friday here, so you can heal over the weekend and don't miss any work...It's unbelievably simple


Anyway...Good luck :)
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During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids

The question is, if he doesn't give reason that they deem acceptable will they still do it or is that just a process they go through?


anyway..Good luck with everything.
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:16 AM
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During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...
I've been wondering about that. See, I was just like STE at his age. I wanted to get it done, but people kept telling me no one would do it because I was too young and would change my mind. Well, I'll be 28 in a few months. I still haven't changed my mind, I think it might be safe to say I won't. Good luck, Sam.
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