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05-16-2006, 10:51 PM
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Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Think about that last one for a second...It'll eventually hit ya :)
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05-16-2006, 10:58 PM
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that's the truth! wow never thought of things that way!
see guys i told you BR is a wise woman! don't ever let me hear ya'll say anything about her again!;) j/k:D
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05-17-2006, 06:30 AM
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"And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there Dunno the words Dunno the words" :D :D I'm just kidding...I've been wanting to pull a Stubborn for a while. This was a perfect place to do so.
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05-17-2006, 06:35 AM
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That's one of the very few things I can't stand about sports. Having to listen to people butcher the living hell out of that song week after week.
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05-17-2006, 06:41 AM
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I would have to agree with you there. It's a very simple melody that most people who call themselves vocalists cannot seem to follow.
God, it gets my dad hot. He starts screaming at the tv before the officials make the first bad call.
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05-17-2006, 08:02 AM
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I thought we'd be discussing something else...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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05-17-2006, 08:08 AM
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Sun coming up over New York City
School bus driver in a traffic jam Starin' at the faces in her rearview mirror Looking at the promise of the Promised Land One kid dreams of fame and fortune One kid helps pay the rent One could end up going to prison One just might be president Only in America Dreaming in red, white and blue Only in America Where we dream as big as we want to We all get a chance Everybody gets to dance Only in America Sun going down on an La. freeway Newlyweds in the back of a limousine A welder's son and a banker's daughter All they want is everything She came out here to be an actress He was the singer in a band They just might go back to Oklahoma And talk about the stars they could have been Only in America Where we dream in red, white and blue Only in America Where we dream as big as we want to We all get a chance Everybody gets to dance Only in America Yeah only in America Where we dream in red, white and blue Yeah we dream as big as we want to
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05-17-2006, 08:10 AM
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He must have been trying to wave to Leonard Nimoy.
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05-17-2006, 08:15 AM
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Only in America
[COLOR=skyblue]:D You're right. America is a country of contrasts good for some and bad for others, mostly the working poor. I'm proud to say I'm a member of the working poor, and instead of being upwardly mobile I've been downwardly mobile.
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