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04-17-2006, 11:53 AM
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I Vehemently Dislike My Landlords: An Essay
It's true! I really really dislike them.
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04-17-2006, 11:59 AM
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I feel for ya...But, we don't have to deal with it...Home ownership does have some perks...However, we have to fix everything that messes up, maintenance can get expensive, new roof costs $5,000, siding-$15,000.....Don't even wanna talk about replacement windows *ugh*...Gotta shovel our own driveway, and mowing this yard twice a week (especially the BACK yard) is a real bitch...
At least we'll have something to leave for the kids when we're dead Everything has its pros and cons, I guess
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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04-17-2006, 12:31 PM
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I will make Floofy Cat meow at them until they calm down and become more civilized.
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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I was ready to read an essay... now I'm upset.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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04-17-2006, 01:27 PM
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I dislike mine too.
He is this big fat rude polish dude you barely even speaks english.
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Nicholas -aka- Nick The Horror Addict
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04-17-2006, 03:41 PM
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I have only been in this complex a short time..no problems yet...
when I lived in PA it wasn't the landlord but the maintenance man, he hated women. I got accused of stealing a fire light..and trying to hack phone service when our phone went out. He said he found crossed wires in my bedroom so I must have been playing with them, when I told him he was full of crap he said since we were paying the bill the phone company shut off our sevice because they didn't like us.
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Bringing horror back to D-town
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