Would you Survive?

[Posher778]

Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...


Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-

These are just ideas. If it was real, what movies do you think you'd get out alive in?
I would survive scream, just because, i'm like sidney, only a guy, and I fight back like a crazy person if i'm attacked. Maybe other slashers, but not Deep blue sea or dawn of the dead. Too much pressure.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Posher778
Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...


Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-

These are just ideas. If it was real, what movies do you think you'd get out alive in?
I would survive scream, just because, i'm like sidney, only a guy, and I fight back like a crazy person if i'm attacked. Maybe other slashers, but not Deep blue sea or dawn of the dead. Too much pressure.

cool thread - I'll bite:

Scream- YES - I'd bitchslap those two little punks up one side and down the other (then steal their hot girlfriends . . .who, of course will later dump me saying "you're funny, but not fun) :(

Halloween- probably not - i'd run like a madman, but if MM wants my ass there is nothing I could do

Dawn of the Dead remake- sure, i already have my plan . . the minute the dead rise (or aliens attack) - i grab my big pack and head for the mountains. relatively few people buried there adn the terrain would be murder on their little dead legs

Nightmare on Elm Street- as i never found freddy particularly scary - i'd say 'yes'. besides, contrary to popular mythology - I HAVE DIED IN A DREAM. . . and then woke up to tell about it!

TCM- as I was born in Texas. . . I'd say Hell Yeah! Leatherface is great - but pudgy and slow, Hitcher is scrawny and Cook, well, he reminds me of my uncle. . . I think I'd probably just take over the whole clan and start a barbecue business (oh wait - that was the sequel)

Dog Soldiers- hmm, maybe - i'd give myself a 50/50 chance in the woods with crazy dog dudes

Deep Blue Sea- Yes (if I'm allowed to say I'd NEVER GET IN THE WATER WITH THOSE THINGS) otherwise - i'm sharkbait

[Yellow Jacket]

Scream- I'd also dress up like GhostFace and I'd start stalking his ass!

Halloween- I'd give him his sister.

NOES- I'd just smoke some dope with Freddy and get stoned!


Dawn of the Dead- I'd pretend I was a zombie (like in Shaun of the Dead). They're just too damned stupid to notice!

TCM- I'd give Leatherface some free meat and a Rey Mysterio mask (it'd look good on him).

Deep Blue Sea- I wouldn't go into the water or the ship! I'd stay at home and watch Jaws.

Dog Soldiers- Uhh, I'd just die!

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket


NOES- I'd just smoke some dope with Freddy and get stoned!

Fred Loves the Chronic!!

[RavageRitual]

Cool thread Idea Posher. You should come up witha few more flicks.

Scream-Yea, Id kick that guys ass.

Halloween- Id try to get away, but if he wanted me that bad I dont think thiers much I could do.

Dawn of the Dead remake- If I was wish a few Of my friends. we could get out of it.

Nightmare on Elm Street- Probobly not

TCM- I could get away, unless he sawed my legs off first.

Dog Soldiers-I doubt Id have a chance

Deep Blue Sea-not a good swimmer under pressure.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
Fred Loves the Chronic!!

Especially in Freddy's Dead. I mean, he killed a guy as playing him in a video game! You have to be stoned to do that! Oh, and I seen him in my dreams last night, and he was looking at his glove saying "Whoa, my blades are big!"

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Especially in Freddy's Dead. I mean, he killed a guy as playing him in a video game! You have to be stoned to do that! Oh, and I seen him in my dreams last night, and he was looking at his glove saying "Whoa, my blades are big!"

and "hey, where do you keep the Doritos? I got a wicked case of the munchies"

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
and "hey, where do you keep the Doritos? I got a wicked case of the munchies"

And "Dude, where's my car?".

[Posher778]

Well, you guys can make up some other movies that you would survive, i just thought up scream cause scream 3 is on tbs right now... yay! I swear... i will meet neve campbell one day... one day...

I just can't seem to think of any other movies right now, just, scream, i'm too busy thinking about you no who kicking you no what's ass.

[bloodrayne]

I'd have a pretty fair chance against the humans in pretty much ANY movie.....But Deep Blue Sea...I dunno, I say if ANYONE could do it, I could...

Dog Soldiers, however....I'm pretty sure I'd end up Pullin' a Spoon, and just telling whichever one got ahold of me to "Eat me...and...Choke on it"...I don't really see a way out of that...You can't play head games with 'em, so they can't really be reasoned with or manipulated, and ya can't outrun 'em OR match their strength....AND, their teeth and claws are just a wee bit bigger than mine:p...Now, if I could catch 'em in their human form...That'd be a different story altogether...