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Old 02-21-2006, 05:42 PM
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What celebrities would you guys like to have sex with? Yes, I know, a "different" subject, but a good one. I know celebs can be bitches, but don't you wanna bang some of those bitches?

The celeb I want to bang the most is Keira Knightley. Dear God is she hot!!! I'm watching Domino, and about thirty minutes in, she gives this guy a lap dance (in her bra and panties, no less). God damn did I get a hard on! And I haven't gotten rid of it yet!

BTW, STE, the hot asian chick from American Idol counts.
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Old 02-21-2006, 05:44 PM
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The lesbian girl from the movie "May" she also plays in "The Hot Chick" I would love to bang the hell out of her.
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Old 02-21-2006, 05:46 PM
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God damn did I get a hard on! And I haven't gotten rid of it yet!

psssssssttt......YJ

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Old 02-21-2006, 05:47 PM
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The lesbian girl from the movie "May" she also plays in "The Hot Chick" I would love to bang the hell out of her.
Oh, you mean Anna Farris. Yeah, I'd bone her. FACTOID: Pause at the right moment in Scary Movie and you can see her ass! It's in the scene where she's losing her virginity. It's right at the cum shot. ENJOY!!!
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I'm not sure exactly. I would say neve campbell except the fact that shes like 34 and not as hott as i used to think she was. so... uhhh maybe keira knightley for me too.


OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

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psssssssttt......YJ

Sorry about that. Got a little overboard. next time I'll warn you.
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I'm not sure exactly. I would say neve campbell except the fact that shes like 34 and not as hott as i used to think she was. so... uhhh maybe keira knightley for me too.


OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.
NO!!! SHE'S ALL MINE!!! :p
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OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.
Posher, fuckin A!
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As I eat the rotting chest
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