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12-26-2005, 10:23 PM
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a scary way to break up
Scary Way To Break Up
Do not stop reading this or something bad will happen. One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful BITCH........!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. life! DUMB ............BITCH ........!!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless BITCH.............. and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 
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12-27-2005, 12:04 AM
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I remember when shit like this used to come by snail mail.
Never believed the consequences then and I sure as fuck don't now.
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12-27-2005, 12:42 AM
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Wasn't this that made-for-tv movie with Valerie Bertnelli cuz it sounds really familiar ? I always thought she was a cutie on 'One Day At A Time' <sigh>.
CK
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12-27-2005, 04:43 AM
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No offense, but that was dumb. If something like that happens to me, I'm going to come back from the head and haunt your ass to insanity.:D
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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12-27-2005, 08:51 AM
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I don't like spam mail either, But I thought it was a cool story
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12-27-2005, 08:56 AM
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Is it true? (And don't lie to me).
I like your av, CrazyR. One thing, though, you need a five pointed star in that "o," because when those three religions start talking sensibly, then they can come hang with us, and treat us like the decent people we are. (Okay, I might not be a decent person, but they can talk to other NeoPagans. It doesn't need to be me). Anyway, on with the thread!
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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12-27-2005, 09:42 AM
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Good thing I don't shower...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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12-27-2005, 09:04 PM
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I had a girl pee on me in the shower
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